hahahaha
the breast fairy rocks
shame about the theiving little libido goblin
( just mike, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:29, archived)

I was going to suggest something to this effect
only not as funny.

'Ning all.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:30, archived)

In my experience
he appears just after they say "I do"*

;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

I wouldn't mind that
except he appears to have given me her share as well.

*excuses self for a few minutes*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 12 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)