Dr. Wolfram Hell
I'll be at a conference with the above-named professor next week.

I think he has the coolest name on Earth.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 8:57, archived)

What's his doctorate in?
*bets on evil robot construction*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 8:59, archived)

Harnessing the power of the occult
to create a zombie army that will take over the world.

Or biomechanics and crash safety, I'll have to check.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:02, archived)

Bloody Germans,
have to turn everything into an attempt to rule the world.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:03, archived)

Is the conference
on black magic?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:00, archived)

That's not what's planned
but I feel it's almost inevitable that it will turn into an epic confrontation between good and evil, for the future of the world.

/currently weighing up options
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:05, archived)

Mill around at the sides
until one side looks like it's prevailing and then join them.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:06, archived)

Do I look Italian to you?

*tries to hide luxuriant black moustache, cornetto and gondola*
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:07, archived)

/italian

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:07, archived)

You two
are the same twisted entity

AICMFP
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:09, archived)

I'll twist your entity in a minute


/promises, promises
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:09, archived)

If you wouldn't
mind. I'm climbing the walls here.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:11, archived)

less than
30 hours or so, down boy
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:13, archived)

Old chinese saying
"Man who walks through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok"
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:14, archived)

hmmm
my mum's in Bangkok just now
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:18, archived)

One way to earn a living
I guess.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:19, archived)

dagnabbit
one post apart ... I'm being pre-emptively stalked!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:10, archived)

How very zen
a pale suffusion of yellow
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:14, archived)

Soft, the cherry blossom falls
*murders some villagers*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:16, archived)

That am very woo,
but no-one can beat the name Gertrude Kruger.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:02, archived)

me mate's grandad is called
Amos Champney
excellent
( Dill, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:03, archived)

[email protected] ?
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:04, archived)

Don't put emails up on the web
Or you condemn innocent people to spam.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:06, archived)

That's true
when I started posting the amsterbash address in my user name it took 2 days before my first 419 :/

Thankfully Mykey's not left a space in his one so no more spam since.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:10, archived)

He can clean it up
or I can delete the thread.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:12, archived)

Hey may have gone to work :(
No deletey number 5!

Edit: in fairness that address must be on t'interweb for him to have found it. Google it and it's out there.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:15, archived)

Must be
but no point making it worse for the guy. Especially when you just type an email address with no further comment.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)

Well we
don't love him for his brains do we?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:29, archived)

You live in a marvel comic
aicmfp
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:06, archived)

Curse you, Molesto!
*shakes fist*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:07, archived)

Don't shake too hard
you'll lose your wristwatch up there.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:13, archived)

and it translates as "Dr. Tungsten Bright"
nice
( Fergburger, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:10, archived)

The first thing I thought when I read the name
was "Who calls their son Tungsten?" Apparently it's a normal name in Germany.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:11, archived)

nothing's normal in Germany
that's the point of it
( Fergburger, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:13, archived)

I have a friend in Germany, named Ash,
only the locals pronounce it as "Arsch," which, of course, is German for "Arse."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:20, archived)

There are quite a large number of Kunts in Germany
I find this quite reassuring.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:23, archived)

Of course, "Kunt" isn't funny in Germany.
Come to think of it, nothing's funny in Germany.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:24, archived)

Is your
conference in Glasgow?

Ning all by the way.
( Jobe, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:23, archived)

No
Is yours?
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 9:30, archived)

yes,
yes it is.
( Jobe, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:00, archived)