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I realised how much my partner was like me last night
we where walking down the cakes ile in Tesco.

Some little ginger fat kid ran up to her mum shouting “mum mum can we bake a cake”

To this without saying a word both me and the fella burst into laughter.

We held hands… ah true love.

anyhow back on topic... some show for cookies!

Edit : ever hear the term " only for a chocolate bicky?"
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:44, archived)
I doubt the future
of any relationship in which you don't laugh at ridiculous or bizarre things.

Or both trun to each other at the same time and say exactly the same thing, then wonder what sort of sick thought processes the other's been going through to get to precisely that.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:47, archived)
Even if it's laughing
at ginger people and retards licking windows
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:51, archived)
Hang on
Quote :
"A 14 year old girl on the street flashed me her tits"

How did u know if she was 14?

Was she wearing a badge for her birthday?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)
here:
www.b3ta.com/talk/454767
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)
Because they were just starting to bud with the bloom of youth,
being small yet firm with pert crimson nipples.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 11:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/454813
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 11:04, archived)




*fwaps*
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 11:14, archived)
Goddamnit
where have i heard that from?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:48, archived)
It's the punchline to a rubbish joke.
You probably heard it when you were about 9.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:49, archived)
The playground,
about 1985.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:50, archived)
your sister's bedroom
circa 1983?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)