You know what you need to do?
Take a glass rod, a thin one, and smear a little vaseline over it.

Then insert it in your urethra, sliding it down until it reaches your bladder.

Then grab your penis, and bend it until the glass snaps.
( moohalaa, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

I just laughed heartily at that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

THAT IS SIMPLY AWFUL BUT THANKFULLY UNFEASIBLE FOR A WOMAN.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)