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I hung a shelf last night
using that 'No More Nails' stuff. I put some books on it this afternoon and not only did the shelf come away from the wall but so did most of the wallpaper and the plaster beneath it. In an effort to tidy my office, I seem to have completely wrecked part of my house. I'm quite miffed.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
Do not glue shelves to wallpaper.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
Do not glue shelves to wallpaper.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
Still...no more nails.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
It sounds like there's not much of anything left now.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
wow, really?
really?

gosh

imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
I've just done a bit of wee in my panty-plops!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
I haven't seen such domestic incompetence
since "Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em"
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
Cat's done a whoopsie in bettie's cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
He hasn't mentioned the bit where he accidentally went down the hill
and under some buses and lorries on his rollerskates yet - and ended up hurtling through the door of a razor blade storage facility.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
Oh fles, you flid.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
That's because you shouldn't glue heavy loads to paper!
Common sense tell you NOTHING?!

Try using screws like normal people!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
or brackets, to spread the weight too

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
Or nails.
No more no more nails glue.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
pffft
I'm envisaging a man getting hit on the head by a bookshelf.
It's quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
Yes
that happened too, and made me fall into a pile of other stuff which I was hoping to tidy away. I don't know if anything else was damaged but something certainly went crunch.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
Lesson 1.
It's as strong as whatever you stick it to. Don't stick it to wallpaper. You great wassock.

Lesson 2. No more nails is about as much use as a chocolate hairdryer anyway.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
I'd find a use for a chocolate hairdryer.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
but - and this is probably the crucial point
- it wouldn't be drying your hair, would it?
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
No.
You got me there.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
It's a phyrric victory.
to be honest.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
Yes, I imagine they'd be very tasty once you took the wires out!

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
just make sure the plug isn't hanging out your mouth
when the TV license man comes round.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
You see, that's what I thought
because the glue could only be as strong as the wallpaper supporting it, but my missus flew a flid and insisted that it worked fine and so I relented. Kinda hate being proved right like this, though.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
Yes.
your lesson there is drill, rawlplugs and screws. Them "handy andy" threaded rawlplugs are pretty effective in shite plaster, I find.

Also, get rid of the wallpaper anyway. It always looks shite no matter how expensive or tasteful it is.
(loutre I've said too much, been too unkind, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
This.
Paint wins, and it's cheaper and easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
I'm getting around to that
I've only lived here for seven years and, because the house has been here for 102 years, I figure that removing layers of wallpaper is only going to reveal some other nightmare that I'd rather not know about.
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
vampire plugs ftw

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:37, archived)
They should call it
NO MORE WALLPAPER

HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
I'm yet to see an advertisement for that product doing
a recreation of the crucifixion. That'd sell it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
I like those shelfs that look like books, so it looks like you books are stuck to the wall.
I don't think glueing them to wallpaper would work eaither though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
So you're saying your shelf was only as strong as the paste attaching the wallpaper to the wall?
Silly Fles.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
Hahahaha, dumbass.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
Do not glue shelves to wallpaper.
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(Dangermouse., Tue 27 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
I don't think I really get what you're trying to say...

(Psycho Eyes, Tue 27 May 2008, 14:35, archived)