Are you a paedophile?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:09, archived)

nope.
and fyi: paedo's are interested in prepubescent children. She is clearly not prepubescent.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:11, archived)

Oh so as long as they've got pubes it's ok?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)

oh fuck off you cunt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

read and shut up.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:13, archived)

You want us to look at a 15 year old.
I think you may be the cunt here.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:15, archived)

Do you close your eyes everytime someone < 16 is in your field of view?
You utter twat.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:15, archived)

hehe, I didn't think this could go so well at this hour!
JENK IS A PAEDOPHILE
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:16, archived)

hehe, I didn't think this could go so well at this hour!
JENK IS A PAEDOPHILE
I can't think of a retort.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:17, archived)

Can you not?
I'm not surprised, you dirty nonce.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:18, archived)

Have you gaz'd JMG yet telling him to "watch this wobble"?

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:20, archived)

If not, what's next? Something about my mum?
Or shall we just jump straight to the "my dad could beat the shit out of your dad" insults?
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:21, archived)

When did your parents come into this?
Did they abuse you?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:22, archived)

Should I? Are you wobbling?
You're the one suggesting a 15 year old should be a porn star, and subsequently getting all irate about the whole affair.

NONCE.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:21, archived)

*yawn*
No, I didn't say a 15 year old should be a porn star. I said she has the genetics for it. So when she is old enough she probably will be a pornstar. But you're too busy lighting the torch and grabbing the pitch fork, whilst writing a letter to the daily mail to see it.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:24, archived)

Nice use of the "yawn" bailout there. It's up there with "OMG I am going to ignore you!".
You said you looked at a 15 year old girl and thought about her being a pornstar.
Torches and pitchforks? Have you lost the plot? You were discussing paedoporn. Are we adding BDSM Paedo Porn to the list now?

I don't think an idiot rag like the Daily Mail would like your suggestions either. Are you trying to cleverly imply that I read it?

I think you've damaged your public image enough already; you should tone it down.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:28, archived)

I was not discussing paedoporn.
I was discussing the genetics of someone, who happens to be 15.

I used the "*yawn*" because I literally did have a big sigh whilst reading your diatribe.

You can't see past the fact it's a 15 year old to see the point I was making in the first fucking place. She has fucking huge tits. Abnormally big. There is nothing I found erotic about them, I actually infact find them repulsive, but it did make me think "I bet she'll find it easy to have a career in porn when she starts looking for work"
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:31, archived)

What have genetics got to do with pornstars?
Most of the "big tits" you wank off to online are going to be fake little boy - sorry to spoil your fantasy there.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:34, archived)

Avoiding the point again
and you try to say I was going for a "get out clause" by using the "*yawn*".
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:37, archived)

Who's avoiding?
You avoided my question! This is ridiculous!

Are you a retard too?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:38, archived)

Fine, I'll be Captain Obvious, just for you.
Genetics have a fucking lot to do with being a pornstar, or a successful one at least. Notice it's the girls that people find attractive, that make the most money in porn. Genetics give them pretty faces, and not having any genetic mutations is what makes them not have any deformaties. Having massive, natural, tits will get her, at the least, into the market for massive natural tits. Something the girls who don't have them won't. Yes, even the fake ones.

As for your "little boy" comment, am I supposed to say "I'm anything but little" so you can reply "you fat fuck" or similar?
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:44, archived)

No, I was responding to your apparent mental age.
You're a bit of a pig to be fair though. Picking some poor girl with disproportional development, and suggesting that "They have the genetics to be a porn star" - something you clearly thought up whilst NOT looking at her "pretty face".

Now that you bring up faces - most of the successful fake titted pornstars of this world are fucking ugly, which matters not, since nobody looks at the faces in porn.

I ask again - what the fuck have genetics got to do with porn? You're a moron. Genetics have nothing to do with it.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:49, archived)

So even after spelling out what genetics have to do with porn
you ask again, what do genetics have to do with porn?

Righto.

And I'm sure you're just so squeaky fucking clean, having never judged anyone or made a superficial comment.. oh wait, too late for that, isn't it?
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:52, archived)

Oh, and as for the faces being ugly thing
I agree they are, but a lot of people still think they are attractive.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:53, archived)

So, what has the subjective attractiveness of a woman got to do with genetics?

edit: Come on, answer! You just said it's the opinion of the observer that decides attractiveness! What the fuck have genetics got to do with this? NOTHING. It's opinion, not genetics.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:58, archived)

I just did, below.
Have some patience, not all of us are sat here frantically pressing f5.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)

You haven't provided an explanation yet.
This is because you are failing to find anything to back up your crazy claims.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:14, archived)

You didn't spell anything out at all.
You've now added faces into the argument, as well as unfortunate breasts.

Like I said, if you could read properly, the majority of pornstars are not pretty in the face, and those that appear to be so have 20 layers of makeup on.

Your genetics argument has no basis at all, and you have consistently failed to provide any reasonable explanation. I suspect you'll fail to explain this again, and accuse me of avoiding some non-point.

I'll say again - you're clearly a sexist pig that likes to consider women as potential pornstars because of the size of their breasts. You don't seem to mind doing this for a 15 year old either.
You are a disgusting excuse for a human being.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:58, archived)

The successful pornstars are pretty in the face.
and it's clear as day what genetics have to do with someone being attractive or not. Attractive girls make more money in porn.

Symmetry of the facial features is a big thing in attractiveness, for example. This is down to genetics. Shape of the eyes, nose, mouth, and even head. All down to genetics.

I'm sure you've looked at a woman and said "great tits" or the like, have you?
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:09, archived)

See above - you're contradicting yourself.
You say: I don't think pornstars are that attractive.
You say: The most attractive girls make the most money from porn.

Make your mind up!

You're saying you find the most successful pornstars attractive in the face, and that is what makes them successful, and NOT their massive fake tits.
Are you really that deluded?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:10, archived)

The ones that appeal to the majority of people who purchase porn.
Not necessarily me - just to be Captian Obvious again.
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:15, archived)

Look, dude, you're making yourself look a bit thick here.
You said the girl with the massive tits had the genetics for being a pornstar - nothing about her face!
Most pornstars have FAKE tits. Genetics are not relevant to success in porn. How hard is this to understand?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:25, archived)

I've answered below because I cba with one word per line posts.

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:26, archived)

Now you're posting gibberish :-(

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:27, archived)

...
here..
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 5:31, archived)

Nice assuming there.
I think the bikini photo was unnecessary to make your point.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:29, archived)

All women with large breasts become pornstars.
Didn't you know that?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:30, archived)

I had big tits
but the kids ate them
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:33, archived)

OMG you let kids eat your tits?!?!
PAEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!111!!1111!1
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:35, archived)

The little fuckers bite

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:42, archived)

I bet there's niche for "MILFs gnarled tit" porn.
You'd get in easy!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 4:44, archived)