My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

tmi

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

ooooh. O.o
I'll have to check this statement for truth.

Brace yourself.
(Dangermouse., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)

Brace yourself.
Dear lord.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

Jealousy is not attractive

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

No, just the idea of him saying brace yourself.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

nice contents
:D
(Dangermouse., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)

You like what you see?

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:33, archived)

hell yeah!

(Dangermouse., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)

Want to play?

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:35, archived)

I think so, yes please

(Dangermouse., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:36, archived)

Oh fuck right off.
Keep it off the board please.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:37, archived)

You obviously don't get any do you?

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

It is more DM typing with sticky fingers that bothers me.

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

How does finding your sickening displays equate to me not getting any?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

It doesn't equate.
You just don't get any. We've seen you. It's FACT.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

OR ALTERNATIVELY HE GETS IT BUT DOESN'T RAMBLE ON ABOUT IT LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD WHO'S JUST SHAGGED A 22 YEAR OLD PAEDOPHILE IN A GOLF COURSE SAND BUNKER

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

I agree but this makes me think of dave lister too much
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

it could be worse, it could remind you of the drivel that this post is a subthread of.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

worryingly, i hadnt actually read the main thread at all

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

the main thread is fine, the drivel spouted by those two is my issue

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

I'll get the flamethrower

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)

well said
, mind you i'm sure coke slut has me on ignore
( mongychops, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

I DON'T HAVE ANYONE ON IGNORE
that's boring
(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

don't bang the drum then. it spoils the fun :((((((((((((((((((((((((

( mongychops, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:50, archived)

Bring it on my lovely

(VodkaCoke, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:39, archived)

THIS IS NOT FOR THE INTERNET
HELLO, INTERNET IS A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CAN SHARE OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS AND CAN HAVE A LAUGH

TELLING US YOU'RE GOING TO PUT YOUR BITS IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND

FUCK OFF.

SIMPLE AS.

NOBODY ON THE INTERNET WANTS TO KNOW, KEEP IT TO THE GAZ BOX, I'VE MET YOU, YOU WERE NICE, AS WAS VODKACOKE, BUT I DON'T NEED THE INS OR THE OUTS OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP, SUPPORT I CAN GIVE IF YOU BECOME UPSET OR ALL HELL BREAK'S LOOSE, I AM A CONSIDERATE CHAP, BUT KEEP YOUR PLAY TIME TO YOURSELF

SURE TELL US YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOUR LOT, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, GREAT. I'M HAPPY, I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT KNOWING THE LAYERS OF THE OTHER STUFF, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED, YOU'RE LIKE PISTON BUT YOU'VE MADE SEX DULL, AT LEAST WE CAN LAUGH AT PISTON BECAUSE HE'S DULL AND HE LIES ABOUT HAVING SEX.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:40, archived)

Hello GMOS
Defender of stuff.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

Hi Mykey, how're you?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)

Word, i am good
I am considering going to bed, but it seems slightly too early for such things
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

I'm considering the same.
I'm not too bothered about what time I go to bed, I'll wake up earlier and not lose any weekend, in terms of hours at least.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)

I just know ive got to the age where i wake up at 6am no matter what time i go to bed
And im trying to buck the trend
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

I've got to be up early, got a lot of work on.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:49, archived)

*Applauds this common sense attitude*
/ac
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)

A million times this

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)

i like this

( mongychops, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)

I like you.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

Oh yes totally.

( Comma, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

I love you.
/wicca'd
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)

*blows kisses*

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

Win

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)

This is probably one of the greatest things ever written on the internet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

This confused me for a while
as I read 'girlfriend' as 'fireguard'.
( Bob Todd whee, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

So, to clarify,
None of us are thinking about her sodden, clam-infested, rotten corpse of a cunt, then?

Just checking, like.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

I am now

( 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

i'm thinking of yours.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:53, archived)

So are mine, I'm basing a whole project round them
But I didn't think they'd be quite so scarce in works of art
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)