Choose Internet. Choose imageboards. Choose a career doing nothing. Choose to spend your lunch breaks sitting on the internet. Choose wotsits, crisps, quavers and pot noodles. Choose cliques. Choose online bullying. Choose to share personal details, or stalk people until you find them. Choose attention seeking. Choose whining, brainless, vapid women, and cocksure, overweight sweating men. Choose to post and find yourself at 2am on a weekday on the same board you were 12 hours previously. Choose McDonalds instead of a salad. Choose to come back with thirty accounts. Choose to sit behind your computer screen amid the stench of desperation. Choose b3ta. Choose /talk/.
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moohalaa, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 1:25,
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