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Fritzl's daughter
I would

edit: I mean when she was younger, obviously
img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05/elisabethefit_450x249.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
I bet you'd let Fritzl do you and you'd like it

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
I bet she is really into sex now
probably really goes for it and really enjoys it without any inhibitions or mental problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
That's what I thought.
Dirty little minx.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
Up the shitter without lube

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
Lube, glorious lube
cold gravy or custard
When you're in the mood,
Remember not to use mustard
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
Good point
She'd probably be all frail and tragic.
Shame really, she's quite fit.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
I love a girl with baggage.
This is why I spend a lot of time in airports.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
The slut had it coming

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)
She was gagging for it.
She wanted him to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
I heard she was born NAKED
If that's not tempting her father what is ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)
We should sign her up for /QOTW
Put most of the other incestral* reprobates to shame

*incestral may not actually be a word
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)
Except hers would be *true*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)
How do you know
She might get on there and do a post about how she was raised by wolves but one of them used to lick her out untill she found a small stick and stabbed it's eye out.

She then escaped from the pack by getting off with an eagle who flew her away to his nest in Narnia.

That would fit in ok on QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)
go and post it

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
I believed you
right up until Narnia. All the eagles live in Mordor.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
No dude
the eagles were good they only went to Mordor to save Frodo and Sam.

Save them from their homosexual lust
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
Nasty hobbitses
right up the shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
One ring to rule them all
etc
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
You could create a hell of a niche-porn cluster-fuck
"seven rings for the dwarven kings"

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
That's a winning story.
She could claim, though, that the whole experience was so traumatic that she had to pretend her Dad was a wolf so she could escpe from the horror of it all, at least mentally.

Because a mental problem is key, sometimes!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
Nah, she's well high maintenance

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)
The bitch demanded an entire floor of the house to herself.

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)
that's nice dear
i like the title of this article (:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7950871.stm
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)
Hinting at her gets you nowhere
you have to be a bit more direct, or she just ignores you
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
"SPREAD 'EM!"

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
DO NOT WANT

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
*shrug*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
DINOSAURS DID NOT HAVE HAIRS

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
You should send the link to TFD

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
As you are a renowned time traveller I respect your opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
I've seen Jurassic Park
So believe me when I say I know what I'm talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
you really seem to like dinosaurs

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)