Jam
apparently if you wear a beanie it will cure you from pissing the bed.
But in my opinion wearing a fez would be perfect if you either pissed or did a period in bed.
Problem solved!
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:46, archived)

Congratulations, you're the biggest wanker on the internet.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:48, archived)

Sorry mate
did you need some advise on pooing the bed?
My bad poo-bed.
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:50, archived)

My heart just isn't in this tonight.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)

Well maybe
you should just go off to bed and have a nice poo before you go calling people you don't know nasty names eh.
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

Are you getting a bit upset at me?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

You see that duck pecking at the poo in your bed?
I'm the water dripping off its back.
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)

Good job on making sense, there.
Maybe it's time you popped off to bed eh? Let the grown-ups have a chat amongst themselves?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 1:59, archived)

Oh dear
"water off a ducks back " doesn't make sense to you then eh?
Most colleges have classes for "special grown-ups" like you, you know.
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:05, archived)

No fella, it was the introduction of a duck that got me in the first place.
But you come back when you're a little bit older. Maybe you'll make a bit more sense.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:08, archived)

Poor retort
you are "special"
You hang in there kid - its good that you get involved. Well done you!
Have a gold star matey!
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:11, archived)

You don't have to respond to my posts, you know?
It's a bit creepy to be honest.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:13, archived)

Why's that?
Does everyone else ignore you're pathetic insults?
Bless!
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:15, archived)

Here you are again, posting just to get the last word in.
Maybe you should just turn 360º and walk away, eh?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:22, archived)

Maybe
you should refrain from calling people "the biggest wanker on the internet" - or is that your imaginative ceiling?
Just a thought.
You can have the last word though, I'm sure it'll be monosyllabic and uninspired so go for it.
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:30, archived)

Good job on proving that you are above all of this, there.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:32, archived)

"proving" and "above"

( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:33, archived)

Yes, just keep repeating what I post if you like.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:35, archived)

Can I just say I've thoroughly enjoyed this sub-thread and hope to see it carry on.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)

I'm not really sure what just happened.
I wish I was interested.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:41, archived)

Multisyllabic
Goodnight and hang in there buddy!
Hehehe
( Twizla ...a shrew living on the edge of a bog, extinct on, Sun 12 Jul 2009, 2:36, archived)