You are new, and a girl.
If I was less drunk I'd try to seduce you.
Consider yourself seduced.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)

Interesting seduction technique
I've had better.
( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

Don't knock it.
It's already worked.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)

You're drunk
You just think it worked. Tomorrow you will wake up on your own and think back to what happened and then cry yourself back to sleep with the realisation that you need to think about new seduction techniques but you just can't manage to summon the brain power to be able to do so :P
( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)

I may be drunk;
but tomorrow you'll be frigging yourself to the point of dehydration, wishing you could meet me.
Ask Wicca'd or Esme, it's a common problem round here.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

Putting this on THE LIST

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

I thought that was a flounce list.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

General failures work well.
Cheers.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

I please EVERYBODY.
Even through my ALLEGED failures.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

This is making it better.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

Is it, though? Is it really?
It probably is.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

I think it is pretty obvious to everyone
That this is no "alleged" failure. It is, most definitely, an actual failure.
If I was a school teacher writing your report I would have to use the phrase "must try harder"
( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

Posh people don't get jobs as school teachers, though.
They don't need low income jobs.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

Which is why I have used the phrase "If I was a school teacher"

( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

And if you were proper posh
you'd have said "If I were a school teacher."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

Dear Sir,
Please accept my profuse apologies for the incorrect formation of my sentence. Indeed, you are correct in your assertion that I should have used the word "were" instead of "was".

However, it has reached such an hour in the eve that I no longer concern myself with such trivial matters. Had you caught me earlier in the day I may not have made such a grave grammatical error.

Sincerest apologies, once again.
( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

You are clearly no posher than Victoria Beckham.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

She knows Leeds
therefore she has been to Leeds
therefore she is not really posh.
QED.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

There is a reason why my sig is "apparently"

( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

I often get told I talk posh
load of bollocks, if you ask me.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)