BARK BARK ONLY AN HOUR TO GO BARK!!! DIE DG ROOO!!

SIT DOGGY SIT RARABARK BARKSNOFFLE DARKBARK
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BARK BARK ROFLMA HAV A DRINK DG! BARK BARK RARARARA!

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(Police Dog bark bark bark, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)

YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!
free DG immediately or i'm coming down there to get him
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)

Damn you dog! Damn yooooooooooooooooooooooooou!

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)

Now give us a photo with today's newspaper in it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)

and a red and white yardstick to show scale

( sleepybinky, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:18, archived)

BINKY! you'll help us rescue DG, right?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:19, archived)

i'm not sure this joke is really working
nobody really seems to care
( mongychops, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:35, archived)

I'll be honest, Mongy
I'm trying to give a shit. I really am. But this place is just soul-destroying most of the time these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)

it's a shame, donkeygums is trying to inspire a little interest by pretending to be both a police dog and taken hostage, the trouble with it is that it's not funny and no one cares
if even one person has laughed at this whole episode they need to be sectioned
( mongychops, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)

you're such a ray of sunshine

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)

huggles, glomps, nyoms
lol rolfmayo, offers to buy people stuff from shops, bacons, samiches
( mongychops, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)

Hahha.
This is everything I hate about /talk.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 3:43, archived)

VOLTAN AGREES
AND HOPES DONKEY GUMS IS BEHEADED
(MECHA-VOLTAN, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)

I like DG
I just can't even begin to try and fake some interest, here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)

i like chinstrap the duck, that was funny

( mongychops, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)

I fully endorse Police Dog in his nefarious scheme and politely request if I can have that Tshirt that DG is wearing once you've topped him.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)

disappointed, RR.
we need to save him!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)

I'm also in the market for a "Police Dog Saves The World" T-Shirt
With BARK! on the back.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)

Save the DG, save the world.
YATAAAA
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)

This has the potential to be the best flounce EVAH.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)

NO DG OH LORD WHAT WILL WE DO
*buys Bonios*
*locks and loads*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)

i'm working on a plan
we'll bust him out

you in?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)

hell yes!
*pulls balaclava over head*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:58, archived)

*pulls balletdancer over head*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 10:59, archived)

excellent
i'm armed to the teeth with stuff i found on my desk. when the time comes... be ready

let's synchronise watches. mine says big hand just to the right of straight up, little hand just to the left. kay?
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:08, archived)

I'm not wearing a watch
but I'll count in my head. One elephant two elephant three elephant four elephant
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)

ok, with skills like that, you can head up the intelligence team

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 11:22, archived)