I think we need to sort this all out once and for all.Ok Adam is saxy, I understand that you have a lot of pent up anger and aggression, but we are willing to accept you if you just apologise to all those whom you have caused hurt and upset to. Once that is done we can move on and hopefully enjoy our evenings!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:26,
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That sounds like the only way out of this whole sorry mess.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:27,
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I am sure a full and sincere apology from adam is saxy will clear the matter right up.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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I don't like it when people argueit reminds me of Nam.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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I love the smell of moot points in a morning.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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You were in nam?(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:29,
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It all got a bit shouty over thereI don't like to talk about it. Buy me a whisky and I'll tell you all about that village we set fire to.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:31,
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Shedloadsyou'd have fucking loved it.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:39,
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I've been to chippenham(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:59,
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me too which is why i believe that a frank and full apology by adam is saxy will put an end to the matterand if he doesn't he might as well be killing a whole load of vietnamese folk.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:29,
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SULKY-MATE FRISBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:28,
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You can fuck. Right. Off.I have had nice, decent conversations with people who aren't complete and utter cunts here, going 'huur duur ULTIMATE FRISBEE LOLS'.
I actually enjoy having nice conversations, I just have no fucking patience for people to start acting like little kids with gargantuan minority complexes that they feel they should have to give me a hard time just because I say something in a way they don't like. I start giving out abuse because I honestly think that you can take what you can give.
I am not apologising, you can either grow up, ignore me or just fuck off. Now.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:31,
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Well someone is a narky nark pants today!Look, all we are asking for is a nice little apology and all of this can be swept under the carpet!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:32,
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I'm with Adam on this.(
Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:33,
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But all we want is a nice apology and then we can all hugglewuggle and it will all be over!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:34,
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Can I have a hugglewuggle if I apologise for something?(
Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:35,
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Absolutely!What would you like to take responsibility for?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:35,
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I'm going to set your shed on fire(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:37,
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You are braver than many,but I don't think we can merely sweep the conservatives under the carpet. All of the lasting damage they have done to this country you know?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:37,
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I'm really very sorry.(
Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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MhmmmIt's almost like someone cares about me.
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Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:40,
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awwwwww*hugglesnugglewuggles*
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:40,
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I can imagine you stood up to type all that out. Frowning at the computer screen.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:32,
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You leave my minority complex out of this(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:32,
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my minority complex could have your minority complex.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:33,
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I'm taking medication for my minority complex(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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ULTIMATE CHILDRAPEIT IS TOO A SPORT, LOOK HOW MANY WEB SITES THERE ARE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:36,
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don't invite him to your birthday party, either.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:34,
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Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!/Office Space
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Druid, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:35,
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It's Wednesday, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:35,
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Must be all those zany freshers he hangs around with.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:36,
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Oh come on, SSG is a cunt who fishes for reactions, the answer is to just ignore him.(
Druid, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:37,
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I just want everyone to be nice and cuddle!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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It's not like it's difficult to tell when you're doing it, what with the exclamation marks you start to use.(
Druid, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:41,
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It's not like i'm trying to hide it either!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:41,
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you're always thinking of me you hoar.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:39,
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tell me why I don't like the Boomtown Rats(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:37,
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Any number of reasonsbut I'm going with 'Geldof'.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:48,
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i don't know what i've missed, but that has even offended me, you really need no offence lessons,you should retract that
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mongychops, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:40,
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yeah, well done, you rose to itnow you've stroked SSG's confidence boner and we'll get no end of all this. Slow claps all round to the pair of you.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:40,
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You've ALL stroked my confidence boner.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:41,
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Do you have different boners for different emotions?Do you have to carry them around with you?
Is it a universal fitting or do you have to take an adaptor on holiday?
I'm genuinely intrigued.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:49,
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not you that is,that was meant for SSG - god I am a twat.
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Mrs.Sp@m, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:48,
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RelaxHave a bubble bath.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:43,
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You do seem very uptight.Is there an underlying psychological issue you want to discuss? Bear in mind that there are as many viewpoints as there are people, and that many behaviours or desires considered questionable by society in general are not necessarily wrong. As long as you're comfortable with your own psyche most other people will be comfortable with you. That is, unless you're a massive creep, or you have a fetish for (say) carving up prostitutes with a machete.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:43,
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NOT women who work as prostitutes.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:45,
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i'm not sure i have a fetish for carving them up, it is more a calling(
mongychops, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:48,
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That seems like a serious question so I'm going to give it a serious answer, disrgarding the responses you gave me earlier.I am always uptight with people who do not bother being polite. This is a common mistake I make in this board. I'd like to think that I am not exceptional in the way I grew up and that I have had my fair share of teasing.
Having said that, I think it is impossible for me to fully get my head around how people interact with everybody else in this board like they do. I try to treat everyone here like I would in real life.
Yes I am sensitive to people taking the piss out of the strange things I like, most likely because I took the bait. Yes this is something I am working on. No I am not asking for special consideration. The only reasons I remain on this board is because it would be an admission of my own shortcomings and that I actually like to have a chat with people here.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:53,
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you do realise that b3ta is a comedy site? it's supposed to be funny, for you and others? it's not a version of mums netit is not the home of emotional spackers
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mongychops, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:55,
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Yes, and I have a good time on herejust not when people are vicious, comedy site or no
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:58,
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Maybe you should consider not wishing death on peopleand apologising for the harm you have caused?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:00,
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i'm not sure anyone is, it is only comedy, i'd watch and listen to a bit of peter cook and dudley moore if i was youoffensive comedy can be amusing
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mongychops, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:05,
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Maybe you should consider posting on a friendlier, completely different site.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:57,
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Disregarding the past couple of daysI actually really like it here. Maybe I should just stop posting and lurk more
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:00,
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Maybe you should make a sincere apology and be done with it!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:02,
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be the man, make the first move, apologise for being insensitive and hurting his feelingsit takes two to feud.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:18,
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I completely missed this!I would like to formally apolgise for any grief intentionally or otherwised caused to anyone and hope that with this and the subsequent apology from adam is saxy, we can clear this right up!
yours
ssg
xxx
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:50,
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Like QOTW /offtopic.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:06,
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My balls, your cup.Drink it all you filthy whore.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:57,
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All we are asking for is a little apology for all of your wrongdoing!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:00,
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No.I have done nothing wrong. I reacted to you in a way that you don't like. You don't like it? Fine, but I am not going anywhere.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:04,
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Nobody's asking you to go anywhere. We just want an apology for all the pain and hurt you have caused.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:06,
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Exactly!A full and frank apology for the pain and misery he caused!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:08,
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After calling me a nonce, cunt, spastic and generally taking the piss out of everything I have said here over the past few daysYou honestly, I mean really sreiously honestly think that I've been causing pain and hurt? Bearing in mind I'm not the one who has been making threats because I've been mean to your friends.
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:13,
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I think we can seriously all forget this ever happenedjust as soon as you make a full apology for the hurt and pain you have caused!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:14,
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It's a lost cause, SSG.This kid's about as repentant as Pol Pot.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:17,
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I've caused what I feel you deserve.Ignoring the fact that I think you're now just taking the piss if you honestly still feel like I've wronged you, feel free to Gaz me. If you're not taking the piss then I'd be more than willing to have a decent conversation with you and try to smooth things over
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:18,
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I hope for your sake that you can find peace with your Godbecause your blatant rudeness and refusal to apologise on here makes me think that you need a cuddle.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:20,
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Yeah, I thought as muchOkay, we're done here
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:21,
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We just need a full and frank apology!(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:22,
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Also, if you thought as much,why have you not just apologised and put an end to it all earlier!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:22,
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Take a paracetamol sunshineI think you're done for the day
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Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:09,
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My balls, your cup.Drink it all you filthy whore.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:11,
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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:03,
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oh man....way to NOT go..
btw , what is a "gargantuan minority complex"??
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A bloated dwarf-oriented shopping mall(
wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:49,
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It's an anime about a special forces unitthat has robotic armour based on alien technology, and there's this alien artifact that threatens to destroy Neo Tokyo again, and the lead character is a teenage girl who escapes from the bad guys, and she's got special powers she hasn't learnt how to control yet, and a talking cat.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:51,
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Yeahwhy's it always NeoTokyo? Is that the only tourist map available to hugely destructive mecha, or is it just handy for the crash site?
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:53,
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A swimming pool/gym for massive asians(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:52,
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YEShe was clearly standing up for the likes of the world's tallest man, around 8 foot, lives in tibet. Good on him.
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I quite fancy buying thisforbiddenplanet.com/45756-doctor-who-the-masters-fob-watch/#product-description
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:33,
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The time according to YOUR MASTER is...Duh duh duh duh... 12 O'Clock
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:35,
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my main problem is that the images aren't loading for some reason :((
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:36,
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Strange.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:37,
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i've seen it now.don't.
just.
don't.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:44,
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awwww man!Now I need that. Why do you have to dangle good stuff in front of me, when I can't possibly afford it.
I HATE YOU.
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jenpots, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:35,
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I'mn wondering if I could get away with using it as an everyday watch without people thinking I'm a tosser/geek(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:39,
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nahyou will be a tosser if you use it in the real world.
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jenpots, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:42,
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You're not helping, maffers(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:36,
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It says "fully functioning"but I'm prepared to bet that it won't turn you into a time lord if you open it. Lying advertising pricks.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:37,
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Haha.I never thought of that.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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we should put on a musical called "just /talk about it" where we sing about our feelings(
Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:38,
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sure, it wouldn't be worth the effort to try to stop you(
Lightguy hail satan, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:43,
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can i keep wearing my tanga thong and off white la senza bra that smells of beefy fat tit sweat?(
mongychops, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 20:51,
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15 minutes since you posted thatI reckon we've all had time to knock one out.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 20 Jan 2010, 21:05,
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