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» Encounters with Royalty
[mention of never meeting royalty]
[joke about knowing a homosexual who is therefore a 'queen']
[poor length/penis pun]
(Sat 5th Aug 2006, 18:41, More)
[mention of never meeting royalty]
[joke about knowing a homosexual who is therefore a 'queen']
[poor length/penis pun]
(Sat 5th Aug 2006, 18:41, More)
» The Onosecond
Well bugger
I was writing a report about the military dangers of a certain country, which I had to email off to 'the boss'. No sooner than I had pressed send than I realised that I had written 45 minutes instead of 45 days! Well, it was too late to sort it out so I had to sit and wait.
Needless to say a big cock up ensued and a lot of money was spent on something which was ultimatley pointless.
(Fri 27th May 2005, 12:41, More)
Well bugger
I was writing a report about the military dangers of a certain country, which I had to email off to 'the boss'. No sooner than I had pressed send than I realised that I had written 45 minutes instead of 45 days! Well, it was too late to sort it out so I had to sit and wait.
Needless to say a big cock up ensued and a lot of money was spent on something which was ultimatley pointless.
(Fri 27th May 2005, 12:41, More)
» I met a weirdo on the interweb
See that 'I like this!' bit underneath my post?
I'm using it to watch you. The only way to stop me is by clicking it.
(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 17:00, More)
See that 'I like this!' bit underneath my post?
I'm using it to watch you. The only way to stop me is by clicking it.
(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 17:00, More)
» * PFFT *
Not me, but my Dad.
We're on holiday in France. We're at a camping site, but we're in camper vans so it's not as bad as a tent. My Mum and Dad are in the same room, and me and my sister are sharing a room at the other end. During the middle of the night, my Dad farts SO loudly that he wakes:
a) Himself
b) My Mum
c) Me & my sister
d) The occupants of the camper van next door, who proceed to shout "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT!?!?"
Just think of my poor mum.
(Sun 15th Jul 2007, 16:47, More)
Not me, but my Dad.
We're on holiday in France. We're at a camping site, but we're in camper vans so it's not as bad as a tent. My Mum and Dad are in the same room, and me and my sister are sharing a room at the other end. During the middle of the night, my Dad farts SO loudly that he wakes:
a) Himself
b) My Mum
c) Me & my sister
d) The occupants of the camper van next door, who proceed to shout "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WAS THAT!?!?"
Just think of my poor mum.
(Sun 15th Jul 2007, 16:47, More)