How ITV publish my opinion of David Cameron for all to see.
This was on live television for about 4 seconds. Who needs a nobel prize?
yfrog.com/b8z4pj
(NickB haberdasher to the stars, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:27, archived)

You called someone a cunt
You shining wit.
( in vino veritas, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)

Never intended for it to go to live TV, little ashamed it had to be that comment out of many.

(NickB haberdasher to the stars, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)

Personally...
I thought it was a cunning stunt!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:36, archived)

Oh hello Jim
You spotted my Spoonerism.
( in vino veritas, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)

That was his first mistake.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:01, archived)

Well done.
I've never seen the word 'cunt' on telly as a written word before. Spoken yes, but not written.
Perhaps this should be next week's challenge. Get Swears On Telly.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:30, archived)

I'm pretty sure I remember seeing Germaine Greer painting it on a fence in big letters on some programme about 5 years ago on the BBC. But that's the only time I remember it.

/relurks
( Dave2, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 16:45, archived)

whoa, zing

( mongychops, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:32, archived)

I'm impressed by this
But, as you rarely post, people will go "UH HOW JUVENILE YOU SHIT".
(__, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:34, archived)

Haha
christ.


I went to Blackpool today, I could not wait to get home. I also saw many wealthy indians in Rolls Royces going into the Pleasure Beach when it closed. Odd.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:35, archived)

How did you know they were Indian?

( in vino veritas, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:41, archived)

A private reg plate suggested 'India'
that's the only clue I got
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)

I'm about 20 mins into Memento and am trying to work out if I should continue.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:37, archived)

it turns out he was dead from the start of the film

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:44, archived)

And Bruce Willis was the killer

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:52, archived)

No, it was his robot double.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:55, archived)

Yep, its fucking odd but worth watching.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:14, archived)

Top work!

(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)

Hi Nick
What do you do?
( WormuIus, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:38, archived)

nothing that holds enough gravitas for me to call anyone with any sort of power a cunt.
:(
(NickB haberdasher to the stars, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)

Nick Clegg, then..

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:46, archived)

BAM! JMG delivering political satire to the unwashed masses.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:02, archived)

I bet you're another Medway boy like Rick
You're probably a wanna-be designer living in Maindenhead.
( WormuIus, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:47, archived)

you didn't even spell my name right cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Apr 2010, 23:58, archived)

Hoorah!!!! Well done :)

( nocturne72, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 0:37, archived)

top work that man!

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)

For some reason YFrog
hasn't loaded for me for days. I am willing to believe it is beautiful, though.

Edit: Cockend.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)

Well done!
Heres a 21-gun salute...

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(Drew Badly Fiction section, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)

ITV News said sorry for your "image of an offensive word" today.
See here...
www.tvforum.co.uk/forums/post657963#post657963
( Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 16 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)

And the best bit....
The apology.
"mumble..mumble...offence caused... mumble...apologise..mumble..sorry"

Nicely done

Andy
( Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 23:06, archived)

*Applause*

( chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)

you also made it to the US
as your comment popped up in a segment on The Daily Show on Wednesday.

Well done!
( djol, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)

Well done indeed!
I was just coming here to spread the good news. I was most amused when I saw that pop up.
(AmoulSolo, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)