I give in trying to make Psycho Chomp a song which is half decent. He's not worth it.
i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_psychochomp.mp3
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:02, archived)

I bought a ukulele today.
Is this one of the instruments with which you have experimented?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)

Yes.
I have one right here. And a banjo.
It's difficult to disguise tunelessness on an aucoustic instrument, though. With an electric guitar you can pile on distortion until tunes are irrelelevent.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:07, archived)

That's why I gave up on electric instruments.
I'd been spending too much time fiddling with dials instead of playing properly.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)

Yes.
I find the whole different tuning thing difficult to get used to, though. Tend to fuck it up and tune like a guitar.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)

Fucking it up and doing it wrong is not the way to do things right.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)

I'm famous

(PsychoChomp, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)

WORD!
Rightoeouusous
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)

Thanks, it's actually good.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)

Try this on for size:
i.cr3ation.co.uk/dl/s1/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_06polarbear.mp3
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)

What's Lady GaGa like in private?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)

frigid

(PsychoChomp, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)

What's Lady Gaga's privates like?
HAHAHAH! I am v. funi.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)