The sauce is cooking now.
The pasta is dangling all over the kitchen. It looks like a really crap 70s horror flick.

Where everybody is made of pasta.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)

you dont half fucking make work for yourself

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:07, archived)

I apologise most sincerely for not being a lazy fat slob guzzling my way to an early grave.
Poor internet show altogether.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:10, archived)

Is it at all difficult to make, pasta?
Apart from the mess, I mean. I've got women to sort that out.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:15, archived)

No. It's a piece of piss.
But don't tell these cunts or they may start eating real food instead of deep fried chicken-pap and sugar-coated chips.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)

real food?
i'm not familiar with this concept, what conditions does something have to meet to be considered a real food?
( well, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:18, archived)

You have to buy it from the ethnic aisle in Sainsbury's.
You know, exotic things like basil.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:21, archived)

i bet shambles makes his own basil
with a special basil making machine
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:24, archived)

to be fair you are as wanky as shambles here, or maybe you have changed and don't act like a food nazi, i dunno

( mongychops, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)

you have to buy cheap flour filled with chaff and dust and shit
and mix in some battery eggs filled with growth hormones. It's so much healthier if you mix it all yourself in a completely unsanitary environment like a home kitchen, don't you know.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)

fuck you, these are waitrose deep fried chicken-pap and organic sugar-coated chips.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)

Haha, look at Mr High And Mighty, graduated first of his class of Home Economics at the School of Snobbery.
Like you wouldn't turn down a turkey drumbstick sandwich as long as nobody important looking. Do you feel dirty when you cook something that's coated in breadcrumbs in the freezer isle? Do you turn to your wife with a gleefull look on your eye and say "Wanna try something new?... I hear there is a new flavour of Goodfellas, let's have granny look after the lil'un tonight... I wanna try something that doesn't need defrosting when going in the oven".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:25, archived)

whats all that got to do with making your own fucking pasta you knob?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)

Well it certainly brings the joyless fat mountains out of the woodwork whenever anybody mentions a bit of basic cooking.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:34, archived)

and the srs bzns food snobs, dont forget those tedious fuckers

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:38, archived)

dull
cunts
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)

Cheer up.
I stole a mans pants last night.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)

christ
EDIT: haha you sad sad editing bastard
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 20:52, archived)

mike really ought to be informed about this

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 21:03, archived)