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14 and gay and autism?
MARCUS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:44, archived)
hang on,
Gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:45, archived)
he definitely sounds aspi doesn't he?
and I'm somewhat of an expert (I could go on to list my IQ, qualifications, eye colour and bra size, but I won't)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:46, archived)
maybe its one of acid kewpies kids,
Seems to have his knack for completely missing the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:50, archived)
you could be right.
and on that bombshell, I'm off to bed. with no alarm set for the morning - school holidays at last! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
I'm not gay
I have a girlfriend
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:46, archived)
that doesn't count for anything

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
All 14-year-old homosexuals claim they aren't gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
My name is ross
Not George Michael, freddie mercury or any people who sang "macho man"
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
nonsensical
no such thing as a "gay name". we're well aware that you are not a famous singer, dead or alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
People called Ross can be gay too.
Don't be such a self-hating homosexual.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
I was just listing gay people, not saying that everyone called those names are gay

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:02, archived)
homophobe

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:51, archived)
Elton John had a wife,
and look how that turned out.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
Nah, you're her gay bff.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
Basically,
despite your protests otherwise we're all convinced you are a right queer cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
I concur

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
I may be annoying (don't forget I am medically known as weird)
But I am perfectly straight. I have nothing against gays, and as I'm clearly not welcome here I'm off to QOTW. Good day to you all. Also, live long and prosper :)
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
This is the shittest flounce ever.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:54, archived)
yup.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
Limp-wristed poof.
I'm going to bed. Good night folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)
nighty night night

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)
you are welcome
your attitude not so much
come back when you've matured a little.
night night.
(and there's no such thing as being medically known as weird. you can however be socially known as a knobend.)
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)
what sort of stories are you gonna have at 14?
Apart from getting sexually abused by your aspergers uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 23:58, archived)
it's that scene from Tommy all over again
with Keith Moon and the rubber tubing
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:00, archived)
My mum fell out with him
I haven't seen him for 5 years
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:04, archived)
i thought you'd gone?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
What the fuck is this pigster?
I hope its parents strangle it while it sleeps.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
dunno,
He's like freefair crossed with acid kewpie.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)
I need a wider screen

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
That's it. Game over man, game over.
CLOSE DOWN THE INTERNETS, WE'RE DONE.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:10, archived)
Thought you'd declared me a troll and weren't gonna speak to me?

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:08, archived)
woah now,
You're the second person today that's made assumptions about me that are not only baseless but untrue.
I still think you might be a troll, but I never said I wasnt gonna talk to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:11, archived)
you should take heed of the advice that has been given to you this evening
regarding acceptable attitudes to partaking in grown-up conversation. no-one has specifically told you to fuck off, we've been trying to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:13, archived)
Grown up conversation?
TRIFLE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
I like trifle
as long as there's no jelly. right, I'm off to bed this time!
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:17, archived)
Helping? Right.
So calling me gay, a troll, old b3ta users who I've never even heard of, stupid, a knobend, knobhead, and then pretending that this is all help? And you say I need to grow up...
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:25, archived)
Hello pointless unfunny user.
Welcome to this comedy website, I can tell this is going to be special.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:14, archived)
Because he touched you in your no-no place?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:07, archived)
No because him and his wife are total knobheads who completely disowned us one Christmas, to the point where to no aggravation they were pretending we weren't there

(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:18, archived)
Can you really blame him?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 23 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)