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through exhaustion kicking you in the fucking face till you never breathe again

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
I don't think that'll be possible.
I mean, you're kicking him in the face 'till _he_ never breaths again. I ain't meet you, but I imagine you're not exactly a pussy cat, probably have some steal toecaps... are you wearing trainers when you picture yourself doing it? Maybe even slippers? Let's go with toecap'd boots. If you're kicking him 'till he stops breathing, you've probably got one or two to smash the nose in, then maybe 10 or soo for the skull to cave in, espechally when you aim the heal into his teeth or the connective point between the upper and lower jaw. Let's say it takes to the end for this to lead to him to stop breathing, and let's be honest, he'll be lucky if he's unconcious even half way through. Wait, I'm pictureing it, let's call it 20, and there isn't anyone around who could (and is willing too) do anything about it - his mates'll pull you off, but his wife and kids wouldn't be strong enough.

Now, you're, what, mid 30s? resonable health? For you to die of exhaustion you'd be doing thousands of kicks, he'll be long gone before then, your task would be complete ages ago.

The only thing that I can think of to allows this to be true is a coke induced heart attack.

I think we need to think this one through, how about dying from old age; content in the fact you achieved your life's goals - To kick MrKane in the head until you know the difference between stepping on a snail and stomping on a skull - and that difference not being much by the time you've finished?

OH OH OH, can he hold his breath to get out of this? We need a clause here.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
don't worry
he hasn't got a wife and kids
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
mongy in his thirties?
That's a good one.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
probably 45 by now
or something like that. And he can still run the hood.
(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
hey i'm still in my thirties, just

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
i was going to wear hi-tec squash trainers

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)