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It's the way he would have wanted to go....
...falling dick first into an infinite pussy tunnel.

How would you like to go?


ps. You Cunts.
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
through exhaustion kicking you in the fucking face till you never breathe again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
I don't think that'll be possible.
I mean, you're kicking him in the face 'till _he_ never breaths again. I ain't meet you, but I imagine you're not exactly a pussy cat, probably have some steal toecaps... are you wearing trainers when you picture yourself doing it? Maybe even slippers? Let's go with toecap'd boots. If you're kicking him 'till he stops breathing, you've probably got one or two to smash the nose in, then maybe 10 or soo for the skull to cave in, espechally when you aim the heal into his teeth or the connective point between the upper and lower jaw. Let's say it takes to the end for this to lead to him to stop breathing, and let's be honest, he'll be lucky if he's unconcious even half way through. Wait, I'm pictureing it, let's call it 20, and there isn't anyone around who could (and is willing too) do anything about it - his mates'll pull you off, but his wife and kids wouldn't be strong enough.

Now, you're, what, mid 30s? resonable health? For you to die of exhaustion you'd be doing thousands of kicks, he'll be long gone before then, your task would be complete ages ago.

The only thing that I can think of to allows this to be true is a coke induced heart attack.

I think we need to think this one through, how about dying from old age; content in the fact you achieved your life's goals - To kick MrKane in the head until you know the difference between stepping on a snail and stomping on a skull - and that difference not being much by the time you've finished?

OH OH OH, can he hold his breath to get out of this? We need a clause here.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:13, archived)
don't worry
he hasn't got a wife and kids
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:25, archived)
mongy in his thirties?
That's a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
probably 45 by now
or something like that. And he can still run the hood.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:41, archived)
hey i'm still in my thirties, just

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
i was going to wear hi-tec squash trainers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
Go where?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:47, archived)
Mono's bumhole

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
Driving a truck full of explosives into your legs

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:48, archived)
alright mr kane
photos.mongabay.com/07/0327cane_toad1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:54, archived)
if he were falling he wouldn't be able to do anything but stare at all the pussy
Assuming the was lighting in the tunnel, I dunno by natural vagina bioluminescenceor something.
Doesn't sound very fun
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)

algal bloomers
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:58, archived)
I'm not going anywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
please I need to use the bath room

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:13, archived)
I just watched Watchmen.
So who watches the watchmen? I did.

It's alright. I think I preferred V for Vendetta.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:16, archived)
i've never managed to watch it all, too dull

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
yeah it goes on a bit

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:22, archived)
unless you have a micro penis or a fucking huge gut
you would fall dick first into any tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:21, archived)
what about if you fell head first? or feet first? I'm not sure I follow your argument here

(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:26, archived)
oh well, never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:27, archived)
Fucking hell, Power Ballads are better than this shit

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:42, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxOW1K8Vchw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:45, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxoj-tDDIU
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:47, archived)
you dirty dirty cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:48, archived)
:)))
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cw1ng75KP0
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:50, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=loWXMtjUZWM
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:55, archived)
I LOVE IT
I wonder if the liberal dems should consider using this as their election song next time round
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:58, archived)
Or this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M&ob=av2n
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:02, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1W6-ErrHls
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:04, archived)
WHAT OH MY GOD WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
it's the slytherin house band

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:09, archived)
Fucking hell vlady!
I just choked on my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsC7oEjCHAM
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:10, archived)
DINGDINGDINGDINGDING
\o/ !!Grrrmachine wins this round!! \o/
well done grrrmachine, when all the other players have regained consciousness I'm sure they'll give you a round of applause
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:16, archived)
*CLAPS FURIOUSLY*

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:17, archived)
/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY8Es9GWE0s
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:05, archived)
superglue my hands to my head, razor wire in a noose around my neck, bungie cord attached to my leg, then jump off a building so it looks like i pulled my own head off, but get it wrong and end up not taking my head off or dying so i just linger up there
in a mess of wires until someone puts me out of my misery
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
That made me do a sad face
don't do it lighty. WE LOVE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:55, archived)
fuck him, I hope he gets it wrong and lives the rest of his life with a scar like the Kurgan from Highlander

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:58, archived)
That would be pretty cool
DO IT LIGHTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 22:07, archived)
well i already am a highlander

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:15, archived)
Do you have your own tartan?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 23:23, archived)