When they started making food keep for ages by putting it in sealed metal cylinders.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:23, archived)

Bit needy m8

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:36, archived)

Yes I need food to last up to 18 months.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:38, archived)

Haha, fucksocks stays losing.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:48, archived)

My first question would be why you see this as a victory
My second question would be why 18 months? But then I suppose they start to talk more after that awkward 18 month period
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:51, archived)

Why 18 months for what?
Who is talking more? What is wrong with you?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:55, archived)

clearly losing

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:59, archived)

Are you mentally ill?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:07, archived)

bless

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)

Thanks

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:13, archived)

Could you please answer my previous questions.
Still looking to know what you meant by "why 18 months?" and the weird bit about talking more after 18 months. Thanks in advance.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)

I think you answered it yourself

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/7692865
?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:18, archived)

You seem to have posted a Uniformed Resource Locator

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:20, archived)

We'll, since you ask, I, perhaps incorrectly, deemed that to be an average amount of time that tinned or canned food is within it's 'use by' period.
I did not, in this particular case, think that accuracy was vital to the narrative in getting my point across, which was that you are a needy spastic. Hope this clears up any confusion you are currently suffering,
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 17:56, archived)

Tl:dr

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:08, archived)

Hahahaha
After reading it now why does the fact "needy spastic" makes me actually do a megaLOL
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:09, archived)

Keep posting man, you're making this loads better.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:10, archived)

Am I turning you on?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:14, archived)

why do you always end up posting something sexual? it really isn't funny, it is a bit disturbing

( mongychops, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:15, archived)

wonder if it wears a disney jumper

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)

Only on my face

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)

Because of your diminished mental capabilities you laugh at many things which are fact rather than humorous statements.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:16, archived)

Can't even do the tl;dr diss right.
tl;dr

k, read it now.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:17, archived)

I think there are multiple issues with your statement
I think you meant "because OF your DIMINISHED mental capabilities......
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:18, archived)

"Tl:dr"

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:20, archived)

don't forget to read it and respond to it after you have made the tldr joke

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)

Top tip, thanks and done.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:24, archived)

HAHAHAHA
It's funny because of auto correct überLOL
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)

Otherwise it's just you being a needy spastic that needs
Level 1 English. I would put you on entry level I think
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:19, archived)

YES

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:21, archived)

You know you're losing an argument when you have to resort to criticising someone's spelling and grammer.
You should just apologize to everyone and we'll move on.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)

Grammar

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:23, archived)

He's obviously talking about Kelsey. You'd know that if you were cool.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:25, archived)

I shagged a hooker called Kelsey once.
She didn't understand English either.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:27, archived)

Only once? Cheapskate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:28, archived)

You have to pay per cum.
McDonalds are bringing it in as a new policy for trainees
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:31, archived)

Totally predicted this in the mouseover text.
You really should just apologize to everyone in a new thread and we'll try and move on.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 9 Nov 2013, 18:27, archived)