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At least you got a mention

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
hey, I gave you a vote on the poll AND a comment on your board post
shit, you can't please anyone these days.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:28, archived)
:)
And I still love you.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)
It's always weird when I see /talk guys on the board.
It's like you're skipping over to plant mines or something.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:31, archived)
I think you'll find I've posted more on /board than /talk
but that was lost in the mists of time. So many years, so many b3ta fucks. Makes my one-eye go misty just thinking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)
See that's the problem
Interspecies breeding
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:32, archived)
You know that you claim to wank in the office milk?
Does that mean you aim your ehaculate into, say, a pint of milk or do you pour yourself a bath of milk stolen from the office over the course of several months, submerge yourself, then proceed to start jacking off?

Really, I'm intrigued.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:34, archived)
don't encourage it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)
I just wank into a bottle
It's not complex. It's how Mr Horrible was conceived
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)
and this is why single parents are a political issue

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:39, archived)
Nah they just build pizza ovens and go fishing and pretend to go to America

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:44, archived)
oh, have a life, you say?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:50, archived)
No i didn't say that
EDIT: in fact I was implying the exact fucking opposite. Are you ok Hun?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:59, archived)
Are you trying to produce your own Mr.Horrible?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:41, archived)
Now why the shuddering fuck would I want to do that?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:44, archived)
Because of your perversion.

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)
You mean my penchant for kids right?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:54, archived)
This appears to be widely documented.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:00, archived)
Libraries are full of shit

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:02, archived)
It's real good shit

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:06, archived)
I feel a little bit pressured by your presence now

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:10, archived)
No means no.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:12, archived)
so that you can suck my replica cock

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:50, archived)
SpanishFly
You want to suck your Mr Horrible replica's cock?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:52, archived)
There is only about 30% of this that makes any sense

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:53, archived)
Is it the 30% you want to suck?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)
You are fucking creepier than me

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:00, archived)
Then you're not trying hard enough

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:01, archived)
I never tried
I just got tagged as /talk nonce. It also helps me get away with the fact I interfere with children
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:03, archived)
Long may you occupy the office of /talk nonce

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)
If you are trying to queer me up it's working

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:10, archived)
Trying too hard bro

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:53, archived)