Eh yo yo yo
Down in the hood they call /talk
looking around to see which way I should walk
Over there on the corner I spy out mongy
selling watches and fingering a honey
On the next block there's Stuj fucking penguins
but he's so LOVELY they make an exception
Grrmachine is down with the Polish
miserable as fuck and eating pickled fish
the look on his face is a treat as
his car arrives and it's a Beetle
Shit be Spanishfly
Peace out


fuck off dozers......
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:43, archived)

Oh I am so hurt by this it smarts

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:52, archived)

At least you got a mention

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)

hey, I gave you a vote on the poll AND a comment on your board post
shit, you can't please anyone these days.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:28, archived)

:)
And I still love you.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:30, archived)

It's always weird when I see /talk guys on the board.
It's like you're skipping over to plant mines or something.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:31, archived)

I think you'll find I've posted more on /board than /talk
but that was lost in the mists of time. So many years, so many b3ta fucks. Makes my one-eye go misty just thinking about it.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:36, archived)

See that's the problem
Interspecies breeding
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:32, archived)

You know that you claim to wank in the office milk?
Does that mean you aim your ehaculate into, say, a pint of milk or do you pour yourself a bath of milk stolen from the office over the course of several months, submerge yourself, then proceed to start jacking off?

Really, I'm intrigued.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:34, archived)

don't encourage it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)

tl;dr

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)

I just wank into a bottle
It's not complex. It's how Mr Horrible was conceived
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)

and this is why single parents are a political issue

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:39, archived)

Nah they just build pizza ovens and go fishing and pretend to go to America

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:44, archived)

oh, have a life, you say?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:50, archived)

No i didn't say that
EDIT: in fact I was implying the exact fucking opposite. Are you ok Hun?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:59, archived)

Are you trying to produce your own Mr.Horrible?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:41, archived)

Now why the shuddering fuck would I want to do that?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:44, archived)

Because of your perversion.

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)

You mean my penchant for kids right?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:54, archived)

This appears to be widely documented.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:00, archived)

Libraries are full of shit

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:02, archived)

It's real good shit

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:06, archived)

I feel a little bit pressured by your presence now

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:10, archived)

No means no.

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:12, archived)

so that you can suck my replica cock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:50, archived)

SpanishFly
You want to suck your Mr Horrible replica's cock?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:52, archived)

There is only about 30% of this that makes any sense

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:53, archived)

Is it the 30% you want to suck?

(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)

You are fucking creepier than me

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:00, archived)

Then you're not trying hard enough

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:01, archived)

I never tried
I just got tagged as /talk nonce. It also helps me get away with the fact I interfere with children
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:03, archived)

Long may you occupy the office of /talk nonce

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:04, archived)

If you are trying to queer me up it's working

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:10, archived)

Trying too hard bro

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:53, archived)

I have a cup of tea, oh aye!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:05, archived)

One day I am going to write and publish your diaries
I think we are onto a winner with this one ;)
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:11, archived)

it's all a matter of perspective
I'm not drowning in the tea... If I was the story would be stronger.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)

Treacle

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)

I do have a couple of lines about you Rickovski
but I didn't want to sully you by associating you with a line that mentioned Spanishspastic.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:21, archived)

let's not bully anyone.
We're all not friends here, but it's the internet.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)

It appears I have become a poster boy for people to get upset about
It is the internet after all
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:28, archived)

AND you're a cunt of the highest order

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:29, archived)

Well that's just charming isn't it.
If I have offended one of your "best internet friends" I do apologise.

Could you justify your statement in less than one word for me please
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:31, archived)

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:31, archived)

Sorry I didn't get that

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:32, archived)

although I'd like to add to that the following:
prick, wanker, beaker, waste of time and space and also the hashtags #fuckoffspanishfly #cuntofthehighestorder #dieinafire #stickatoasterupyourarseandswitchiton
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:34, archived)

^ upset on the internet with someone he will never meet ^
Do you have asperges?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:39, archived)

I do like the tips fried in butter

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)

You are at one end of a definite spectrum
At the other end there is Dave Trouser
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)

Isn't 'Aspergers' the 'in' thing at the moment?
Like 'Hey, I like counting things, I must be on the spectrum' or 'sometimes I think I'm really smart despite my cuntery - maybe I'm aspergic'?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:51, archived)

Most of the time they just stick a bag on their head
Crawl under the desk in my classroom and rock back and to until someone either calls their parents or skullfucks them.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:56, archived)

and usually you do the latter then the former
see you in the morning for a cultured "morning" thread.

I might even reveal my rhymes abut SSG, TD and THE POPE.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:09, archived)