^ upset on the internet with someone he will never meet ^
Do you have asperges?
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:39, archived)

I do like the tips fried in butter

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)

You are at one end of a definite spectrum
At the other end there is Dave Trouser
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)

Isn't 'Aspergers' the 'in' thing at the moment?
Like 'Hey, I like counting things, I must be on the spectrum' or 'sometimes I think I'm really smart despite my cuntery - maybe I'm aspergic'?
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:51, archived)

Most of the time they just stick a bag on their head
Crawl under the desk in my classroom and rock back and to until someone either calls their parents or skullfucks them.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 23:56, archived)

and usually you do the latter then the former
see you in the morning for a cultured "morning" thread.

I might even reveal my rhymes abut SSG, TD and THE POPE.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 0:09, archived)