I'm part supportive, part a massive wanker.
If we scare off too many people the club doesn't earn enough and I can't practice the way that I want.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:22,
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Spread a rumour that everyone that leaves is never seen again
and several months after they leave, unidentifiable human remains keep showing up in local rivers.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:24,
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