Ok, so I am going to give you a break from Dave Trouser for a while.
I can't guarantee how long it will be for, but maybe a few hours at least?

Feel free to make chevrons, and generally have a better time while I am absent. I must now leave the house (WTF?) and WALK somewhere, before WALKING back again.

Try not to get upset.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:53, archived)

I might kill myself now.

( MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)

Go on then

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)

Christ,
what's your fucking problem?
( MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)

he wants you dead

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)

Yup

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:57, archived)

Bit harsh

( MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:58, archived)

Totally

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:58, archived)

I don't want you to die MONO
I'd just be satisfied to see you in a tremendous amount of pain
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)

Thanks Tw'ats
You're a true friend
( MONO!, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)

x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)

I think it's great that you're trying to lose a little weight
I am here to support you.
( Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:55, archived)

but I will be upset while you are gone
probably too upset to make chevrons :(
( Glovington, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)

oh man but you are the best one here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)

No one's arguing with that, tangled

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)

i'm 32% upset already

( $$ ✅, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)