So Robert Downey Jr is bringing back Perry Mason via HBO
That is a bit fucking odd. What have you heard today that you thought "That is a bit fucking odd."
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:14, archived)

ur nan's elderly queef, m8
other than that, it's business as usual
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:16, archived)

^ fan of rot dust

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:18, archived)

I never really got in to daytime detective shows
Diagnosis Murder, Murder she Wrote, Columbo, they're all dead to me. Touch of Cloth was good though.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:19, archived)

My old nan got into re-runs of Knight Rider

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:19, archived)

Diagnosis Murder isn't about a doctor being a detective
It is about a father/son relationship when the son is a total fuckup at his job and his dad has to come in and solve another murder he can't sort out himself.

Helicopter parenting at its worst.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:22, archived)

Dick Van Dyke isn't a real doctor; Barry Van Dyke isn't a real actor.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:31, archived)

not lesbians either

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:35, archived)

I can't tell what's true and what's not anymore.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:36, archived)

I'd have probably liked Touch of Cloth had I not heard all the jokes about 20 years prior in the Naked Gun

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:33, archived)

What's on telly Planearm?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:30, archived)

Shoe polish and an afro wig

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:09, archived)

9/11

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:33, archived)

*first tower comes down*
"Well...that's queer!"
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:36, archived)

well bent

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:02, archived)

I hope it has added tit in it

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:00, archived)

to keep me interested

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 14:00, archived)

I'm in Prague, bitches
Having a beer in a castle. How's your Tuesday going?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:35, archived)

Can't be that great if you want to talk to a bunch of twats on the internet

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:39, archived)

^

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:40, archived)

^

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:42, archived)

^

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:42, archived)

talk to lord it over
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:46, archived)

How many people have you seen so far playing accordions?

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:51, archived)

One
But there was just a guy dressed as Jonny Cash playing "My Way" on the guitar.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:56, archived)

Has Jason Bourne kicked off yet?

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 11:26, archived)

are you one of those stag do cunts
that force me to pretend to be Norwegian any time I travel in that region?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:42, archived)

Nope, on hollibobs

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:45, archived)

on h dressed up as a g
b w
b g
s
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 11:26, archived)

Exemplary Strikey-G there
*golf clap*
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 12:09, archived)

I had my stag do in Prague
værsågod
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:50, archived)

+ woah-oh, he's Eber

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:58, archived)

oh is that how it's pronounced

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 11:00, archived)

it's more like var-sho-goo tbh

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 11:04, archived)

Just thought I'd let you know you have stumbled upon a couplet that uses aesthetic and rhythmic qualities of language
In case you were hitherto unaware of this fact
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 11:49, archived)

I'm a cunning linguist and no mistake

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 13:36, archived)

bottom get

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:55, archived)

Slowly but surely

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 11:04, archived)

Alright, pretty much checked out work wise
Anything unimportant can wait until after my hollibobs
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 11:12, archived)

lol

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 11:13, archived)

memecrunch.com/meme/71M4M/holibobs/image.png
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 11:37, archived)

*gets tshirt printed*

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 11:53, archived)

I like Prague.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Aug 2016, 12:13, archived)

Never been, hasn't its beautiful culture and rich history been muddied by stag holiday culture and the sex trade?

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 12:32, archived)

I dunno, I had some lovely food in some lovely restaurants and a nice wall around the beautiful old town,
Poked around some nice old museums and met some lovely local folks. We also got to see a man with a dildo hanging out of his bum get tied to a tree at about 3 in the afternoon. So. Yes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Aug 2016, 12:34, archived)

Little from column A, little from column B

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 12:46, archived)

Do you need to go full-board to get the dildo in the bum?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 12:49, archived)

I prefer to bring my own tbh
The stuff out there's never as good as the stuff back home, it's like tea
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 12:53, archived)

I've lost the trousers for my suit so now I need a new one
What snazzy piece of clothing do you yearn to own?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:09, archived)

I always wanted to wear a top hat but I got to do that when I was best man at a mates wedding.
You've reminded me that I should probably take my suit in for an alteration though.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:13, archived)

The first person to wear a top hat was arrested for doing so

( MONO!, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:14, archived)

And that top hat went on to win gold at Crufts that year
What a feelgood story.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:17, archived)

at least my part was true
you raving mental
( MONO!, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:17, archived)

yeah, but my dad could beat up that top hat's dad

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:24, archived)

My Top Hats dad's cousin looks a bit Chinese, so he could be a Triad
Do YOU want to take that chance?
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:30, archived)

I just bought a £500 suit for £120

( MONO!, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:13, archived)

You should immediately sell it for £500 then

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:16, archived)

nah, I bought it cause I needed a suit

( MONO!, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:17, archived)

Yes but if it's really worth £500 then you can sell it and buy 4 more

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:20, archived)

but they don't have any left

( MONO!, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:21, archived)

If it was the last one and reduced it must have a big hole in it or a stain or

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:22, archived)

nope, it's in perfect condition

( MONO!, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:22, archived)

He deliberately soiled himself while he was trying it on and then demanded a massive discount

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:24, archived)

maybe it was the only one in stock with a 44 waist, 28 inside leg and 36 chest

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:21, archived)

But then you could buy 4
or just one plus some biscuits
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:21, archived)

A hat that looks good
I've tried them all, and I've yet to find one that either fits properly, or doesn't make me look like a massive bellend.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:13, archived)

Bowler? Bet you haven't tried a bowler

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:15, archived)

Pork Pie

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:16, archived)

Mmm lunch

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:17, archived)

No, she headbutted some skittles of her own accord
your honour
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:23, archived)

lol fat head

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:15, archived)

get one of them ones with a propeller, man
i'm telling you, they're the next big thing
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:18, archived)

or a foam dome

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:19, archived)

to go with your chrome dome!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:24, archived)

Action slacks

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:15, archived)

deely boppers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:19, archived)

Holly Willoughby's used underpants

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:19, archived)

This
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:19, archived)

it's a sailboat

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:23, archived)

m-m-m-maximum snazz!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:26, archived)

I quite like this
not as clothing though, more as something to stare at if I'm trying to induce vomiting.
Lol bulimia
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:31, archived)

fedora

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:20, archived)

Podka dot knickers , you like what you see

( mongychops, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:22, archived)

*boik*

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:23, archived)

christ

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:24, archived)

Michael Portillo face mask

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:29, archived)

www.funkybunky.co.uk/Item/Michael-Portillo-Mask
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:32, archived)

great!
I'll get two
( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:34, archived)

a mech suit

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:30, archived)

Are you No Man Sky'ing yet
Or am I the only spaceprick round here?
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:31, archived)

nope
it takes me ages to play a free ps plus indie game. i don't have time for beautiful space exploration, sadly
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:40, archived)

Morning

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 7:07, archived)

morning mupps

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 7:08, archived)

man, I take one day off and the popular page gets chockablock :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 7:25, archived)

Hiho Grry
Was a surprisingly busy one yesterday, don't think we can top it really time to close up shop
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 7:29, archived)

yeah, you and monch chose the wrong day to take off

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:11, archived)

da-da da-da da-da da da da *CHOCKABLOCK*
/old
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:14, archived)

Muppymupsomupmup

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Aug 2016, 7:59, archived)

Pigglywigglychip

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:22, archived)

morning

( MONO!, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:02, archived)

This deserves its own thread

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:22, archived)

probably, but that's just rude

( MONO!, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:28, archived)

Arsebiscuits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:20, archived)

Titcrackers

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:22, archived)

morning
you cunt
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:33, archived)

morning my favourite beethreeter .comstituent

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:49, archived)

say mupps upside your thread say mupps upside your thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:35, archived)

Morning Bob

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:50, archived)

muppers

( $$ ✅, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:51, archived)

Dolla $
how goes it
( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:04, archived)

Hola to the Hotfuck
A merry day to everyone else., May everyone good internet today.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:58, archived)

two days on the trot? seems pretty unlikely but we can try

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:02, archived)

I believe in all of you
Until you let me down, then you are dead to me.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:10, archived)

well our relationship is already on shaky ground due to your inflammatory sig

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:58, archived)

That's funny, I got a spam email that was very similar to that message

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:03, archived)

That is my job
Remember the Cialis email you couldn't make head nor tail of? Mine.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:10, archived)

For those that like GBBO
Here is a list of this years contestants. For those that don't, take your criticism and shove it up yer love funnel.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:12, archived)

Kate, hands down

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:16, archived)

Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:18, archived)

I meant that she's a shoe in to win the contest!
This says more about you, m8
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:19, archived)

Bloody hell!
Selasi works in banking and lives in London, which means the audience is already firmly weighted against him. If he represented the metropolitan elite any harder, he’d spend the duration of the challenges playing Pokemon Go while getting a black forest gateau Deliverooed in from Islington Ottolenghi. He’s not only baking to win, he’s baking to save the reputation of the entire banking industry. He’d better be good.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:20, archived)

shoo-in

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:28, archived)

She's bribed Paul Hollywood with a sniff of her shoes if Paul lets her win.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:33, archived)

who cares
you knew what I meant
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:52, archived)

of course
I also knew you were more of a Louise man
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:54, archived)

I like an overbite you can open a beer with

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:58, archived)

choux

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:29, archived)

screw

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 10:05, archived)

"Candice is a young and conventionally attractive woman, which is never good news"
Nice
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:18, archived)

^ Wants to get a hold of her hot buns and jam tart

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:21, archived)

h.b.mupps in the moooorning!

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 8:58, archived)

Kicking you into the day like a pregnant woman down the stairs

( H.B.Mupps, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:04, archived)

sounds messy

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:10, archived)

yes yes good morning how are you

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 9:14, archived)

Fuck the constabulary.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Aug 2016, 19:38, archived)

i prefer .comstabulary AKSHUALLY

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 20:00, archived)

TC/IPigs

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 20:23, archived)

Oh now here's a thread that truly resonates with me
I fucking hate the cunts
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 20:02, archived)

Aww why?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 20:06, archived)

Keep arresting him for noncing obvs

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 20:17, archived)

Long story.
I may share...that will have to be after Thursday though.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 22:37, archived)

username checks out
www.justice.gov.uk/courts/court-lists/list-cause-rcj
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 16 Aug 2016, 0:04, archived)

Have you been arrested?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 20:06, archived)

What, all at once?
Don't think I've got the stamina tbh
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 20:18, archived)

Absolutely, I have lost all faith in them after they failed to do anything about that loud house party I complained about.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 20:32, archived)

They should all be arrested and locked up

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 21:02, archived)

I think my mate just got kidnapped by his ex missus in front of me and someone from his work.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 22:32, archived)

Lucky fucker

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 22:36, archived)

BUMHOLES

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:51, archived)

Finally a thread with substance

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:54, archived)

mono notwithstanding, this has been quite a fun forum day
well done, 'netizens'
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:56, archived)

I prefer .comstituents AKSHUALLY

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 17:05, archived)

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 17:09, archived)

*vomits forever*

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 17:09, archived)

proletari@

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 18:48, archived)

Love it

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 20:17, archived)

Can you get Berliner Pilsner in the UK?
I looked online and it looks like Lidl or Aldi did it a couple of years ago, but I haven't had a chance to check there.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:55, archived)

Use it or lose it

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 17:01, archived)

courtnewsuk.co.uk/man-accused-poo-campaign-across-wealthy-district/
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 17:10, archived)

First of all...why?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 17:12, archived)

Dunno. Used to happen in the bookies occasionally.
Never happened in my shop, but one bloke did come in just before closing to have a scrape out in the toilets. Fucking stank it did.

Oh and another bloke, must've been in his 60's pissed his pants in protest because our manager wouldn't give him the key to the toilet, because he'd previously pissed all over the floor in there.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 17:14, archived)

the (mon) made me read the rest of the article in a cod jamaican accent

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 18:10, archived)

No thanks, Ive just eaten

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 17:18, archived)

IBYHYDOB

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 18:35, archived)

chicken for tea probably

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:20, archived)

very good
now stop being a nob
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:23, archived)

haha yeah

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:25, archived)

go on, you can do it

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:27, archived)

nah, s'alright

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:27, archived)

what's the matter, are you chicken?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:33, archived)

Got a lot of options in the fridge from over the weekend
Lamb vindaloo, shepherd's pie, or I could batter up some cod and have it with chips
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:33, archived)

batter the other stuff instead
then braw, etc
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:34, archived)

Two minds, one single stomach

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:35, archived)

like a reverse cow?
*shrug*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:45, archived)

+ girl

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:49, archived)

Tip it all in a stock pot and heat it through
then scoff the lot in front of a netflix series
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:34, archived)

The fuck is a netflix?
*dons pirate hat*
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:35, archived)

I heard a child say it once
I think it's a type of computer
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:38, archived)

I'll stick to my VHS recordings off the telly, thanks

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:47, archived)

'member having to fix the tracking, eh? Eh? 'Member only being able to record the channel you're watching? Eh?
EH?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:54, archived)

the missus is always complaining that we can't record more than two things while watching a third recording
#firstworldproblems
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:55, archived)

She needs putting in her place, m8

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:58, archived)

I'm having a pint of lager as it is lovely in the juicer

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:51, archived)

oops
soz
( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:20, archived)

but I'm going in a bit

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:19, archived)

this place is great

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:19, archived)

stop picking on me you horrible pricks :(

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:49, archived)

pls show your working

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:50, archived)

http://tespoke.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/maths_1.jpg

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:00, archived)

oOh I like it

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:04, archived)

i agree with the conclusion, definitely
/edit: dunno why he changed it but it originally had this
i.imgur.com/8d03qzi.png
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:13, archived)

waaaaahahahahahahaha you scoundrel!

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:16, archived)

You forgot to carry the 'cunt'

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:17, archived)

like in personality horse when you carried that cunt?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:34, archived)

haha
aw
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:35, archived)

not gonna lie, i'm really pleased with that one

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:45, archived)

after you spent 12 years, 11 months and 4 days earning it?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:53, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:56, archived)

precisely

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:58, archived)

you lot are so up tight

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:00, archived)

haha
you
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:05, archived)

4h club 4 life

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:06, archived)

hang on hang on...this means we need to plan MONO!'s b3ta birthday party
I will get the paper hats and balloons, who wants to buy the mr kipling cakes? do we need anything else? oh my goodness I have to go and choose my costume
( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:56, archived)

there should be a big bumhole shaped cake, really

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:58, archived)

close enough
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:59, archived)

:)
or blobfish
pbs.twimg.com/media/BuZwa6oIQAAhF9G.jpg
( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:06, archived)

Mr. Kipling!? I'm not made of fucking money
Packet of the budget bourbons should do it right?
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:59, archived)

just get them out of the packet and onto the paper plates before anybody else arrives, OK

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:02, archived)

paper plates?
that's a bit posh, innit?
napkin'd do
and by napkin I mean a sheet of toilet paper
( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:04, archived)

mr kipling for mono?
more like mr crippling (autism)
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:03, archived)

it'd just be you and me vlad, these pricks are miserable.

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:59, archived)

OK but I am not sure two people is a party....
(just ask the liberal democrats!!!!!)
( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:05, archived)

if there's a balloon, surely that counts?

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:07, archived)

provided we draw a face on it yes
(shouting over the Mr. Tea album playing at top-volume)
"How are you enjoying the party, Mike?!"
*Squeeeak*
(Mike is stuck to the ceiling)
( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:13, archived)

b3ta bar mitzvah surely?

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:59, archived)

You should try /links, I hear it's lovely at this time of year.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:01, archived)

but I don't post links
perhaps you should read the rules
( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/links/757621
( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:05, archived)

jussayin

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:05, archived)

more lies. online.

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:07, archived)

I should just kill myself now

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:08, archived)

You don't have to post links on /links to go there...
...but it helps!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:07, archived)

sounds shit
soz
( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:08, archived)

can you go there?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:15, archived)

Nah, I only go there for half term.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:44, archived)

hang on, is this all about you again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:10, archived)

Boo hoo stick it up yer noo noo

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 16:16, archived)

think I'm going to go get something to eat now
laters
( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:55, archived)

well make your mind up which is it

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:56, archived)

You are a proper stompy bastard today aintcha

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:03, archived)

ADHD innit

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:03, archived)

mono is effectively a misery-machine that runs on attention

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:04, archived)

sounds like one of windy's cars

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:06, archived)

haha, it does!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:10, archived)

phrase of the week

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:09, archived)

sleep tight sweet prince x

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:10, archived)

i could name and shame her i suppose
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3741535/Mother-jailed-subjecting-children-needless-surgery-claim-375-000-benefits-despite-doctor-s-warning-THREE-YEARS-arrested.html
( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:35, archived)

fucking hell

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:37, archived)

i worked with the dad at a few companies, he honestly thought they were ill, even lost one job due to the amount of time he had to take off for hospital stays, and he was on bail for a year, hardly went unscathed from this

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:44, archived)

cripes, that's horrific

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:53, archived)

So I mentioned Blankety Blank last week
And today ITV announce they are bringing it back. Obv because of ME (not because there is a new version of it iun the US with Alec Baldwin.) If they have anyone other than Harry Hill or Johnathan Ross it will be shit.

What do you think you have revived accidentally, and when do you predict it will turn shit again.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:15, archived)

Harry hill and Jonathan Ross are fucking shit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:17, archived)

Not seen HH for years but I always liked him.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:22, archived)

So you think that Keith Lemon or Stephen mulhearn will be any fucking better?
It is like trying to choose your favourite turd, someone is going to be unhappy with the choice.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:22, archived)

Fuck it off altogether.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:47, archived)

vic reeves and bob mortimer could host it, but not at once, they could alternate each week

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:54, archived)

Now those two have always been diabolically unfunny.
Except an advert they did for Muller Rice or something once.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:19, archived)

FALSE

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:22, archived)

staring in stunned amazement at my screen...it never occurred to me that they could be considered not funny...mind you I have an almost complete lack of imagination and struggle to think conceptually
( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:28, archived)

I admit I'm going mainly on having seen Shooting Stars a couple of times and finding it painfully lolwaki.
Maybe they did a bunch of other stuff that was great, but if so it passed me by.

I was always on the Harry Enfield/Fast Show side of middlebrow '90s UK comedy.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:36, archived)

be careful at the stables
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14682962.Massive_pile_of_horse_poo_ignites_and_starts_Foots_Cray_stable_yard_fire/
( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:54, archived)

Not clicking the link but wasn't it on the BBC not itv

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:20, archived)

pretty sure it had an ad break

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:21, archived)

I was just going on the hosts, wogan and dawson, both BBC stars

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)

shows how good my memory is, according to the link it was bbc

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:27, archived)

It was
But now ITV are making it. Fucked UP.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:23, archived)

I had grudging respect for Baldwin after 30 Rock but he's doing a good job of destroying it again.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:22, archived)

I dunno I like this version of Match Game
30 Rock was brilliant though
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:24, archived)

He was good in The Cooler as well, but William H Macy was the real star.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:48, archived)

It's surreal to me that he was once a stand-up comedian

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:25, archived)

that advert he's in raised a wry smile the first viewing but now it drives me mental

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)

It is all about the thumb movement
But yes, over-saturation.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:30, archived)

It saddens me to see people like him and Kietel doing adverts.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:48, archived)

easy money aint it, i know bacon started doing them because he lost his loot after lehnam brothers collapsed

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:56, archived)

Only reason why Frank Skinner came back was because his manager at Avalon told him to invest everything in the stock market
Infact quite a few faces came back from obscurity because of this.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:02, archived)

wasn't he a victim of AIG? they wobbled and had to be bailed out and I'm pretty sure he lost money when it did

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:06, archived)

That's the one
A lot of Avalon people lost money over that.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:25, archived)

/talk
thursday
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:24, archived)

you egomaniac

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:27, archived)

i think Justin Lee Collins should be given it
that guy is due a comeback
( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)

Pukka pads should sponsor the program as well

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)

and the pogrom

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:26, archived)

What about pukka pies ?

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:27, archived)

good question

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:28, archived)

them as well

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:28, archived)

Russell Kane should host it
Dressed as Marti Caine. Doing a Michael Caine impression.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:33, archived)

I hope it's Rylan
Because I'm not going to watch it anyway
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:40, archived)

russell brand
he would say stuff like "Oh. it's her from the only way is Essex. She makes my winkle go right hard and stuff."
( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:41, archived)

that picture, look at that picture, that was when entertainment MEANT something
*mists up*
( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:55, archived)

*squeegies*
*scrapes*
*hot waxes*
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:03, archived)

I think my aeriel snapped off :((((

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:07, archived)

jam a coat hanger in there instead?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:12, archived)

who needs radio anyway

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:17, archived)

you can just get the gist of the archers on here from itoak

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:19, archived)

I passionately hate the archers
I pray that one day they will decommission it. I know it's never going to happen but I can dream.
( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 15:31, archived)

You'll all hate me for this, but I don't care.
I made an album. It's for sale.

sidviscous1.bandcamp.com/album/dead-space-deep-time
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:08, archived)

don't worry guys
I'm torrenting it now. Gaz me if you want a copy.
( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:12, archived)

Na, I need to save that hard drive space for something more important
Like a .txt file with the letter G repeated until its exactly the same file size as that album
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:15, archived)

i hate you for this

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:14, archived)

*hi 5*

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:15, archived)

I hated him before it became trendy

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:20, archived)

you're always one step ahead of the curve

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:22, archived)

Gizza kiss, you big softy. xx

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:23, archived)

WELL DONE Mr. Tea!
you might want to check out that recording though, I think you've picked up some people chatting in the background? don't worry I am sure you can sort it out :-)
( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:15, archived)

HUR HUR!
Cheers Vlad.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:23, archived)

Well it's not my sort of thing, but I didn't hate it
Good luck and all that. What's the sample in Gom Jabbar?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:16, archived)

Yom Kippur: the Musical

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:28, archived)

anne robinson farting through a walkie talkie

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:36, archived)

I've got a feeling she would struggle to let them out
combination of politeness and poor diet
( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:37, archived)

yep
she was in great pain and mental anguish but she did it, for her old friend mr tea. and this is what he chose to do with the recording. it's shameful, really.
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:42, archived)

I'll wait till it's on telly

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:19, archived)

www.theguardian.com/stage/2016/aug/15/edinburgh-festival-2016-standup-best-jokes

bloody hell...I've read funnier things here. Come to think of it I've read funnier things here posted by spanishfly
( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:43, archived)

woah

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:44, archived)

jesus
I have to agree. Not one of those jokes was funny. And I know funny.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:48, archived)

a couple of them are serviceable jokes, but not very funny
i've seen the panda one before somewhere and the vegan one probably should have stopped after the first line and definitely should have stopped after the 'first rule' to let the audience figure out the rest. continuing on past that ruins the whole thing.
/edit: also, the rocky road one doesn't work at all as the phrase is 'slippery slope'. argh!

thanks vlad, now i'm angry
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:50, archived)

I only really like jokes about people from different backgrounds meeting up in pubs

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:52, archived)

an Ethiopian Jew, Russian Orthodox and Mennonite walk into a pub
the barman says, "Fuck off out of my country."
( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:54, archived)

the barman mongychops
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:57, archived)

have a Snickers

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:52, archived)

jajajaja

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:52, archived)

you rotter

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:06, archived)

soz mano
Billy Bailey did a whole song about black and white animals I think it's in part troll..."let's hear it for the zebras, they are black and white. they don't fight. they live together in har-mon-eee"
( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:06, archived)

yer, i remember
'hats off to the zebras, they are black and white, but they don't fight because they're not very good at it'
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:11, archived)

Unfunny as usual

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:12, archived)

Bloke I worked with ex just got 7 1/2 years for child cruelty, lol

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:14, archived)

That's actually funny than most, if not all, of these.
www.b3ta.com/talk/7975632
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 14:21, archived)

nooning

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:01, archived)

bit l8 m8
practically eveninh now
( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:02, archived)

good, because in the eveninhs I always watch the Muppsets Show

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:50, archived)

This is all very well
But what was Rob playing at going to see his ex.
/Archers chat
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:04, archived)

/b3ta chat more like

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:05, archived)

This place needs a dedicated /chat section, just for chatting

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:24, archived)

It would attract too many bullies and trolls

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:26, archived)

/offtopic--->

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:28, archived)

bit harsh

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:29, archived)

Not for whining, for chatting

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:29, archived)

mumsnet

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:33, archived)

hey, come on now

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:34, archived)

How do you know what Rob is up to?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:15, archived)

Broadcast on R4 at 7pm weeknight mate

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:18, archived)

Oh, I missed the hash tag. I thought you meant teh ginger fuhrer

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:19, archived)

Great, I'm going to have something eat
bye
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:05, archived)

bye

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:06, archived)

Alright mate

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:15, archived)

noonish

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:16, archived)

Yeah

( mongychops, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:22, archived)

I'm looking at a watch chain that was made ~1880
it's ridiculously amazing that someone actually made it.
( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 12:30, archived)

bottom get

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 13:06, archived)

I have metal in my face
I was also up plumbing until about midnight.
what have I turned into?
( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:04, archived)

What the fuck dude. I mean what the fuck. I mean what the actual fuck
Is the metal in your face where you were testing out blowjob tips in Just Seventeen magazine on a bit of pipe?
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:08, archived)

I was going to say you've turned in to a prick, but I think you may always have been one.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:09, archived)

yes

( MONO!, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:49, archived)

fod

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:11, archived)

Urgh

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:13, archived)

the A4109 to Cheltenham?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:17, archived)

24/7 emergency plumber

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:22, archived)

gone with the whippet

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:24, archived)

The Eurasier

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:34, archived)

saluki who's talking

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:40, archived)

Ridgeback Mountain

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:39, archived)

citizen cairn terrier

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:41, archived)

westie side story

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:44, archived)

Bulldog Duhram

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:47, archived)

Turner and Pooch

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:48, archived)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tails

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:49, archived)

Burn After Leading

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:50, archived)

Jurassic Dog Park

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:53, archived)

Weekend at Burmese

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:56, archived)

^

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:57, archived)

thank god, I think this draws a line under matters

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 11:00, archived)

the cocker spaniel, the toy poodle, his weimeramer and her labrador

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:51, archived)

The good, the bad, and the pugly

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:52, archived)

last

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 11:23, archived)

morning
I am in Cheltenham
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 8:02, archived)

good luck

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 8:16, archived)

Gutted :(

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 8:23, archived)

morning
I am incognito
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 8:23, archived)

Where's Cognito?

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 8:25, archived)

I'm not allowed to say

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 8:25, archived)

alright pickle

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 9:26, archived)

Yo
bit warm, boy
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 9:45, archived)

it is a bit, innit
gotta be honest, i don't think much of this thread
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 9:53, archived)

It's missing a certain 'je ne sais quoi', it's true

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 9:54, archived)

maybe things will pick up when my new friend's account is activated

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 9:58, archived)

Uh oh
'New friend'?
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 9:59, archived)

morning
I am not
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 8:40, archived)

Then you're already ahead of the game this week

( H.B.Mupps, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 8:44, archived)

You should pop in and see me!
I'm not going to tell you exactly where in Cheltenham I am though, that would make it too easy.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 8:52, archived)

Good for you!
Terrible for them.
( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 9:14, archived)

cool

( $$ ✅, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 9:18, archived)

shar peis on a plane

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 9:58, archived)

the bark knight

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 9:59, archived)

Schipperke New York

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:16, archived)

Ooh

( vladimir, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:31, archived)

The Adventures of Buckaroo Borzoi Across the 8th Dimension

( keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 15 Aug 2016, 10:20, archived)