Profile for Mr Lawrence:
I won the weekly compo once, it was a very long time ago.
It was the National Suicide Week.
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I won the weekly compo once, it was a very long time ago.
It was the National Suicide Week.
Recent front page messages:
All the fun of groping...
without the legal hassle.
F.P. WOOOOOO, thanks.
(Sat 10th Jan 2004, 12:18, More)
without the legal hassle.
F.P. WOOOOOO, thanks.
(Sat 10th Jan 2004, 12:18, More)
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» Clients Are Stupid
Another school one.
Once apon a time I was on the net at school, being a lunchtime the connection speed was shockingly bad, so after a minute or so of waiting for a page to load, the person next to me asks.
Them: "How do you make the net go quicker?"
Me (in an off hand kind of way): "Oh just turn your mouse upside down."
Them: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah".
A month later I noticed her still religiously turning the mouse over when loading a page. She insisted it made the net speed almost double.
(Thu 1st Jan 2004, 18:56, More)
Another school one.
Once apon a time I was on the net at school, being a lunchtime the connection speed was shockingly bad, so after a minute or so of waiting for a page to load, the person next to me asks.
Them: "How do you make the net go quicker?"
Me (in an off hand kind of way): "Oh just turn your mouse upside down."
Them: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah".
A month later I noticed her still religiously turning the mouse over when loading a page. She insisted it made the net speed almost double.
(Thu 1st Jan 2004, 18:56, More)
» Worst Record Ever
A few years ago,
When I was about 11, some evil force made me purchase the mother of all crap songs...
Daphne and Celeste, 'Oh stick you'...
I listened to it for about 2 weeks, until I realised just how bad it was.
Since that day it has sat in my Cd collection with the title facing the wall out of sheer embarrassment... never, ever to be played again.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 18:29, More)
A few years ago,
When I was about 11, some evil force made me purchase the mother of all crap songs...
Daphne and Celeste, 'Oh stick you'...
I listened to it for about 2 weeks, until I realised just how bad it was.
Since that day it has sat in my Cd collection with the title facing the wall out of sheer embarrassment... never, ever to be played again.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 18:29, More)
» Slang Survey
Like...
Possibly the most used word in my school...
A: 'Have you like done the homework?'
B: 'No, it's like, I dunno, like really hard.'
Is it a national thing I wonder?
Other than that, all I can think of is,
spen - spare pen.
As in, 'Do you have a spen I can borrow?'
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 19:16, More)
Like...
Possibly the most used word in my school...
A: 'Have you like done the homework?'
B: 'No, it's like, I dunno, like really hard.'
Is it a national thing I wonder?
Other than that, all I can think of is,
spen - spare pen.
As in, 'Do you have a spen I can borrow?'
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 19:16, More)
» Irrational Fears
Scissors.
Whenever I use scissors, no matter how carefully, I also see myself cutting into my hand. Freaks me out.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 18:27, More)
Scissors.
Whenever I use scissors, no matter how carefully, I also see myself cutting into my hand. Freaks me out.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 18:27, More)