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You'll like this one (not a lot)
2 irish men on a building site.

Says one in a thick brogue: 'Oi Paddy, what's the difference between joists and girders?'

Says the other 'Well Mick, one wrote 'Ulysees' and the other wrote 'Faust'"

Ithankyouverymuch…
(Sat 7th Mar 2009, 18:30, More)

» Puns

The German Philosopher Joke
Shall I tell you my joke about German Philosphers?

Yes?

Are you sure?

Really, really, sure?

Positive?

Don't want to change your mind?

(Continued ad nauseum…)

Punchline: I'm sorry, I. Kant.
(Sat 7th Mar 2009, 18:48, More)

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Never...
Take a laxitive and a sleeeping pill on the same night

Apologies for length, it's now on a boil wash
(Sat 31st Mar 2007, 16:02, More)

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Not even my own (but I wish it was)
I"m having problems with my time machine - it broke down next week!

and…

I can't get the spare parts until 35 years ago.

Followed by…

They just don't make them like they will do soon…
(Tue 10th Mar 2009, 8:42, More)

» * PFFT *

Stuck at Traffic Lights
4 friends, myself, 1 small student Fiat Uno.
PLUS
1 gassy ass (my own).
PLUS
Roadworks.
EQUALS
A fart you could possibly see, could not avoid, and could not do anything about due to complete lack of air flowing though said Fiat Uno.

I went through college with the moniker 'mein farter' due to my connection with many things German... and my bum.

*proud*
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 21:46, More)