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has posted 67 stories and 784 replies on question of the week
They liked 76 pictures, 10 links, 259 talk posts, and 24 qotw answers.
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floppy haired NHS-bespectacled pipe smoking twat - Grrrmachine........................................ YOU PIPE SMOKING POOF! - SexFace........................................ fuck you and your pipe - Wormulus........................................ Where did his cunt glasses and cunt pipe go? - mike woz ere........................................ actually, it's a bubble pipe. - Sir Sand Goblin........................................ You're brilliant, The Dovestone just....awwww, I dunno, xxx, yeah, xxx - cowfoot........................................ Doveston, you're a LOVELY man. - 90nz0........................................ I slept with The Doveston - Master Of Turnips........................................ I heartily endorse The Doveston - milknosugar........................................ He's definitely my favourite 72000-er - mike woz ere........................................ The Doveston and I are the bestest of chums - Gilgamesh

Look, it's some cunt smoking a pipe.

SHIT VICAR SHIT VICAR SHIT VICAR

It was the best Valentine's day ever....

...or something.

Penguins will one day rule this world.

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Best answers to questions:

» Made me laugh

del boy falling through the bar.

(Thu 6th Dec 2012, 13:10, More)

» School Days

Popularity
I was without a doubt, the most popular kid in school. I remember how all the kids were so concerned for my safety, they'd often take a bite out of my lunch to make sure it wasn't poisoned.

Were any of you lot as popular as me?
(Sat 31st Jan 2009, 4:08, More)

» The Credit Crunch

My Top Tip for Surviving the Credit Crunch
Make all your worries disappear by drinking copious amounts of alcohol. Be careful though, Tesco value lager may be cheaper per can, but it contains less alcohol, it's a false economy. I recommend a cheap gin, you can get 1 litre for less than a fiver at most major superstores.
(Wed 28th Jan 2009, 23:31, More)

» School Assemblies

ha i remember this one time in a school assembly
the teacher was all like "be quiet" and we totally carried on talking for like a minute or something
(Tue 18th Jun 2013, 0:05, More)

» Controversial Beliefs

something racist

(Sun 28th Apr 2013, 16:39, More)

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