South Park got it right.
It's always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Nearly every election since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd.
They're the only people who suck up enough to make it that far in politics.
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Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear",
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