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# Sorry
*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:35, archived)
# drunk driving is always best with a head hung low
or save it for the judge
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:38, archived)
# Fuck off. I do my best work when I'm pissed up.
Driving, court appearances, jury duty, whatever - it can all be improved upon with a couple of shots of absinthe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)
# I find a couple of G and Ts
improves my surgery no end.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:45, archived)
# I can usually only bear to speak to the cabin crew before shotgunning a couple of cans of Special Brew.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:49, archived)
# It's terrible how they've relaxed the standards for stewardesses
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:53, archived)
# they should have 'the debate' in a bar
much more fun
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Do it in a pub car park.
Very cheap to make. If you don't, Sky will.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:50, archived)
# brown and cameron in nappys
wrestling
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8901329
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:56, archived)
# hahah
keep that on the d low haha
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# THE SUN
BROWN IN NAPPIES SHOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)
# as much as I hate LFC
The sun paper is 500000x more of a cunt
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:00, archived)
# An onlooker wouldn't be driving
or at least not through the catastrophe.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:44, archived)
# BUT YOU WOULD BLAME YOURSELF
again
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:47, archived)
# 15 pints:
Doubt I'd remember it. It'd probably come trickling back to me after a week.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:55, archived)
# or trickling into the bog
with a donner kebab
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Sounds about right
but it wouldn't take a week.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 1:59, archived)
# unless it haunted you
nothing worse than waking up to a brown 'smudge'
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Except a Brown...
...well anything really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:09, archived)
# you daft racist ;)
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Nah!
Lacist at the worst. The capital Bee was deliberate.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:20, archived)
# ;) hehe
(JoePesky, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 2:25, archived)