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# Think I am as well!
Got clipped by a car on a zebra crossing yesterday, resulting in five hours in A&E, and a minor fracture in my left foot

Needless to say, the medication the Doctor prescribed me has been great fun with an ale or two
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:06, archived)
# On a zebra crossing?!
What a bastard, I hope you're suing him.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:15, archived)
# Alas, I was to freaked out to do stuff like be rational
the cunt also drove off at the same speed leaving everyone at the scene completely opened mouthed and stunned. I glanced yesterday at that car quite literally thinking 'this is it.' Hopefully some CCTV camera was active when I send my twenty page essay of form 207 to the cops.

I like CCTV cameras in society for reasons such as this. The more the better
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Understandable, I think I'd be pretty stunned too.
Good luck with that.

Oh, and by the way, "Gratters" is English public schoolboy for "congratulations." Although, as I'm neither english, nor a public schoolboy, maybe I dreamed it.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:27, archived)
# My dad went to Gordonstoun with Prince Charles
and I got sent to a comprehensive in Camden

Cheers dad
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 22:37, archived)