No you don't
It looks like one of those hats cock-knockers wear at festivals
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spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:32,
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If it was the papal mitre you could grow leaks in it cos it'd be holy.
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spacebwoy Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be with Jesus,
Wed 5 May 2010, 17:35,
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