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# They were quite nice shoes though
what have you got against shoes?
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# I hate shoes
You could say I'm a pediatrist.
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Burn the kiddy fiddler!
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:42, archived)
# What have you got against Nigel ... Kennedy ... as a boy ...
Erm ...

Eh?
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:43, archived)
# What are you holding against him? Eh?
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:45, archived)
# My love.
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:45, archived)
# That smells too cheesy to be love. It's also the wrong shape
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:47, archived)
# But at least it's honest, or
"Straight up", if you prefer.
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Yeah but it's not the nice kind of love.
It's spitting at him
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# Oh right so spitting at people's a bad thing now, is it?
I see.
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Well, I suppose the ladies love it in those films
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# But they also like a lot of things I've never been allowed to do.
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Precisely!
I've seen documentary proof that it's very popular!
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# It's like lesbians
All film evidence points to the fact that a good rogering will sort them out. I mean they all start off clam jousting then the cock comes along and it's all "Oh, look at that. I'll have some of that for a change"

True story
(, Thu 6 May 2010, 9:59, archived)