Everyone knows only telephone boxes can travel back in time.Keanu Reeves would never lie to us.
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Butters and his titanium codsocket,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:28,
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I hear good things about showers, though.(not that I think they're capable of travelling backwards in time, it's just that people keep telling me "a shower'd be a great idea. Yes, you. Yes, now")
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 17 May 2010, 12:33,
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