I think Clegg's more like the one chained upside down having hot irons applied to its feet.
Metro was awesome today - 'working for Cameron is like being in an abusive relationship - smiles and hugs one minute then cowering int he corner the next'.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
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