The middle member once wee'd on my head and then did a poo in my trouser pocket when I was sleeping
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy,
Fri 28 May 2010, 12:51,
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Hello mate.
I hope you are coming.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 28 May 2010, 13:28,
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