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# you tell me, shitstabber.
sorry, I've had a few vinos
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# actually that's a terrible thing to say.
even in jest.

I'm a worm.

edit to your edit:/
woman fucker? I wish. I may have to come out with you just to pull a fag hag. It's been lean since the divorce, but I have been a miserable stay at home bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Oh fuck off, I know and like you,
call me what you like, ya ginner breeder!

*edit* welcome to my world! Save for the divorce bit. Mind tonight it's TV and being fucked up, rather than fucking. As for gettin you a gurly don't ask me it's not my field of expertise, but you can ask Shal, he does fish!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I doing beer, LOTS of beer, and maybe some vodka, and a few drugs, I'm doing everything, basically,
sex drugs and rock n roll, without the sex bit, if I had something to fuck I wouldn't be doing any of this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# fucking hell.
room for one more?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Feel free, but we're nearly out of drugs,
and good luck getting a train to Leeds at midnight!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# are you not picking me up?
What a cunt!
If I can hook this box of wine up to the washers then fire a tube through to the driver's seat I'll be right over ;)
Where the fuck is Shalroth?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Sat next to me equally shit faced, n neither if us drive anyway,
so far as a visit, your fucked mate, well, dependent how u look at it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# I'll hitch.
Nobody gets murdered on the moors right?


You guys carry on. But I think we should have a jolly this year. I can shack up at the forte and we can all go out and get pissed. That's more than a plan in my book. ( I typed 'book' over 10 times then, I'm equally shitfaced )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# getting pissed is always a plan I like
when you're sober I'll ask u again and pretend I'm not surprised when U are
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# no it's good.
you two have been on my to do list for far too long ( oo'er missus and all that )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Oooh noooo missis!
Would be nice mate, if for no other reason an excuse to actually leave the fucking house n do something other than get pissed at home like the sad bastard I am, tho be warned my health has been a fucking disaster movie of late, and I can't give anyone any guarantees regarding dates n times, long story but a load of tiny annoying but not life threatening illnesses, things like conjungtivitus and ring worm, nothing life threatening but enough to be contagious n suspicious enough to have needed blood tests (all neg so fuck knows), currently seem to be finally getting over it but still holding me breath that it's all over, we'll see...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# hey.
lets just say that after I've been sailing ( gonna tie up a month ) I just poke you and see if you fancy a beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Always happy to be poked
and I do love beer!

Aye let me know then ya big breeder!

PS. Re sailing, no tryin to re-enact the Duran Duran video
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# haha, we have 24 berths, can you sober up for a week?
send me a phone number.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I'm too pissed to figure out how to do a PVT message right now,
later mate! X
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:25, archived)