They should use Jim Carrey, on a mixture of acid and amphetamines, for the role of new presenter.I doubt ITV have the money.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sun 6 Jun 2010, 16:35,
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YeahIt's going to be Amanda fucking Holden.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 6 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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Don't panicShe can't possibly be as shite as Edd Tudor-Pole was.
Just as Billie Piper may have been shite as a Dr Who assistant, but at least she wasn't as bad asBonnie Tyler Bonnie Langford (I keep making that mistake)
(Just as Billie Piper may have been shite as a Dr Who assistant, but at least she wasn't as bad as
LP,
Sun 6 Jun 2010, 17:20,
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