Don't jump, Edward
Because at the base of your slide is a sea of mushy peas, and that is a very difficult thing to get out of should you become stuck in it.
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greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:37,
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Certainly not!
I had proper mushy peas cooked up for me from scratch by a Lancastrian mate's Lancastrian mum after an afternoon watching Accrington Stanley.
You just can't buy memories like that.
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greedydave cries when he wanks,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:56,
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