I like the stage of the drunkenometer that states'You decide to buy a round for the whole table, and at the bar have a great chat with a bloke you've never met before, at the conclusion of which you both agree that everyone's the same, the world over - except for the bloody French.'
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 17 Jun 2010, 12:30,
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