actually you might have a bit of trouble getting laid in Longleat.Lord Bath has first dibs on all the local ladies.
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Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:31,
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He is quite madcompletely chicken oriental
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Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:32,
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Yep.ALthough I do really want to see the erotic murals that he's daubed over large sections of the house.
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Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:37,
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"My dear boy, let me show you my etchings" is what he would say to you if you asked himthen he would say, "Does this rag smell of chloroform?"
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Wed 23 Jun 2010, 12:43,
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