Haaaak!, damn that magpie's calling
Haaaak! That friggin shite's a-bawling
Stoppin me from gently snoring, there's no reprieve.
If that bluddy bird continues
I'll drive a nail through its sinews
Then I'll laugh as I bin you, Scotland the Brave.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Tue 6 Jul 2010, 22:47,
archived)
Ah, the little-known secret verse!
(OK so I didn't even know about that song until Wikipedia enlightened me)
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Tue 6 Jul 2010, 23:06,
archived)