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One of my faves is one my sister came up with. For years, until I put her right, she thought Aerosmith's, 'Dude Looks Like a Lady.' was actually, 'Do the Funky lady.'
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 18:50,
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Surely the most commonly misheard is Jimmy Hendrix
'scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
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JebediahSpringfield,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:26,
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