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# i also love the bit
where they're selling rubber nipples* door-to-door and they knock on some bloke's door to ask if he wants any. he says 'no, but have you got any rubber walrus protectors?' then holds up a walrus in (i think) a tutu. the walrus says in a pleading voice 'call the police!'
so wrong and yet so right.

*baby bottle teats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:16, archived)