Actually there was a colostomy attack onceAges ago, some old guy was annoyed that the local public loo was sold and turned into a restaurant cos he needed it regularly, being challenged in the faecal management stakes. So one evening when the restaurant was full of folks having a 'nice meal' he walked in, detached his colostomy bag and hurled it across the room to burst against the wall spraying everyone with ... matter.
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simbosan is too tired,
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