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# Hm, the worst I've had recently was being wedged up against the door with a crick in my neck
with a girl's unrestrained hair brushing one side of my face and a guy's sweaty shoulder leaning on the other

I had to go and have a sit in the park after that, turns out people fucking with your face when you can't move or even raise your arms is *really* claustrophobic
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Imagine that in an Austrian dungeon for 24 years.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# did you manage a quick grope?
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# I wish
my only top tip for getting the tube in the mornings is to spot where the ladies congregate on the platform and join them - you won't be any less crushed, but at least you're being crushed by sexy office ladies
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:15, archived)
# I'll remember this next time I get sent down for work
I normally end up with a sweaty fat bloke pressed against me that sounds like he is about to die or orgasm
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)
# That
is a top tip.
(, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:56, archived)