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# Having a wank at the urinals at work
The ultimate dangerwank.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:39, archived)
# Nah,
You can just pretend you're shaking off the last droplets if somebody walks in on you.

Now doing it the bosses sandwiches while he's on the phone... THAT'S a dangerwank!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# When mine's full
It's pretty unshakeable, and takes a while to get back in my trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# showoff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:06, archived)
# that's talent
I cant even wank when I'm on the phone with my boss. She can just tell...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)