my mum asked what felching was
i couldn't bring myself to tell her
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wankdog,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:24,
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Ah yes, a classic. I showed my mum what it was at grandad's funeral.
I'd just had a wank, though, so I used some prawns from the top of one of the less ragged vol-au-vents as spunk.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:35,
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My work here is done
Thanks for your support, everyone.
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An Eagle in Your Mind,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 10:44,
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